Friend 1: I've figured out why we sit by the trash cans.
Friend 2: Because the popular people sit toward the middle of the cafeteria?
Friend 1: So I can sit with my brethren.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
CasualeThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
