I'm going to supply the context for this as well as my favorite part of the whole ordeal.
Context:
Teacher: *draws a globe with latitude and longitude while wearing a striped sweater*
Girl: Your shirt matches the board!
Teacher: *pins himself against the board* I'm camouflaged!
Boy: You're a globe!
Class: *loses it*
Sometime later:
Teacher: *to boy* Watch yourself. You called me fat.
Boy 2: You call him fat?
Everyone who heard him: *loses it*
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
