Teacher: They are the BIGGEST rules of science and CANNOT be broken--
Girl: Do you get sent to jail?
Teacher: Yes, you go to science jail. A little black hole opens up beneath you and you fall in and you never come back.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
