Teacher: If you don't get this joke, you're dumb. Well, I shouldn't say that.
Girl: You called me dumb yesterday!
Teacher: What? Oh, I said there's something wrong with you. There's a difference.
Teacher: ...
Teacher: I should be fired.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...