Girl: *says something unbelievably stupid*
Friend: Did you hear that?
Me: You mean the thing that made me want to do that thing with my brain where it would rip apart? Yeah, I did.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
Oh, The Stupidity
Girl: *says something unbelievably stupid*
Friend: Did you hear that?
Me: You mean the thing that made me want to do that thing with my brain where it would rip apart? Yeah, I did.