Teacher: *holding up tiny vials* I am going to pass these around. If you even attempt to drink this, I will send you up to the principal's office and get you removed from my class. *sees principal passing in the hall* I'll send you up with the principal!
Principal: *enters room*
Teacher: Good timing on your part!
Principal: I try. I'm going to need that $20 later.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
De TodoThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
