We had an AMAZING substitute in my Spanish class today. Here are the highlights...!
"Most of my life, I was a prosecutor. A juvenile prosecutor. I spent the majority of my life putting over 2,000 kids in jail, decided I didn't want to deal with the kids with problems anymore, and decided to deal with kids who didn't have problems. Don't prove me wrong."
"Yeah, I'm gonna need his real name, 'cause I don't think the office is gonna take 'Felipe' as a missing student."
"Don't try to BS me. You can't BS the king of BS-ers. I've been married for 26 years, it's the only way to survive."
"Your name's Nacho? Keep on doing what you're doing and that's nacho laptop anymore."
Girl: [joking] No, his real name is Nacho.
Sub: What, his parents got a craving that night?
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RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
