Teacher: *to girl, reading a pass* You need to go finish your MAPS test.
Girl: I'm going last hour.
Teacher: Well...if you're 100% certain that you're going last hour...*throws pass on floor*
Boy: I can still see it.
Teacher: What pass? I don't see a pass. I don't know what you're talking about.
Teacher: If anyone comes down here, we never saw a pink pass.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
