Boy: The day before Thanksgiving, we're going to deep fry fries!
Me: 😵
Boy: *rattles off list of foods to be fried*
Me: You'd fry your DOG!
Boy: Yeah, but it'd taste good.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
