Me: Ug! Stupid calculator! It adds 4 after everything!
Boy: Here, can I see it?
Me: *hands it over*
Boy: *violently whacks his hand against it repeatedly*
Me: *accepts it back and types in a problem*
Me: Oh my God, it's fixed!
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
