We were discussing the fact that anyone getting pregnant or having sex in our grade would be awesome gossip and drama to observe...don't ask.
Friend 1: There's this rumor going around that [this guy]--
Friend 2: Has a child?
Me: *starts laughing hysterically* *almost choked to death on an apple peel piece*
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
