I'm not the only clarinet but I don't know how the other clarinet reacted...
Director: Now, this is a clarinet and bass clarinet solo. But we don't have a bass clarinet.
Me: *nod*
Director: And the baritone and horn would play here, too...we don't have those either.
Me: *sighs*
Director: And a tuba, but she's not here...
Me: *groans*
Director: And a snare drum but he's gone.::
Me: *facepalms*
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...