Teacher: So we've learned a few things today. One, Japan has a lot of people. Two, brown cows give chocolate milk. Three, cows kill more people than sharks. So do vending machines. And a cow inside a vending machine is basically a serial killer.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
AcakThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
