Friend: *starts singing a song from the school play*
Friend 2: Is that seriously a song from the play?
Me: Yeah...
Friend 2: *begins wildly looking around*
Me: What are you doing?
Friend 2: Looking for the nearest school official so I can smack them.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...