Teacher: Okay, so I was in a bad mood this morning because someone PARKED. IN MY PARKING SPOT. I'm usually one of the first ones there but the first 3 parking spaces were full! So I parked in the fourth one but I had to pull out 'cause it felt so wrong and I just kind of drove in a circle around the parking lot, and then the secretary saw me and called me and asked, "What are you doing?" And I told her, "Someone's in my spot!" And she said, "Pick one of the other, like, 20 spots." And I said, "They're not my spot," and hung up on her.
Girl: *raises hand*
Teacher: No, I understand that I'm crazy!
Girl: No, I was just going to ask which parking spot you eventually parked in.
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Weird Things I Heard in School | ✓
RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
