I type really fast and my friend and I were emailing about it.
Friend: How are you typing this fast?
Me: I was bitten by a radioactive cheetah.
Me: In the fingers.
Friend: Where'd you find the radioactive cheetah?
Me: Well, see, I accidentally fell into the radioactive cheetah enclosure at the zoo, and after one of them bit my hand I was just able to escape by running away on my super speed fingertips.
Friend: Did they remove the radioactive cheetah exhibit? I went over to the zoo this summer and tag only had radioactive warthogs.
Me: Well, yeah, it's my fault, really. They figured they were too dangerous and sent them over to the Cincinnati Zoo.
Friend: Ah, I see.
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RandomThis is just a really weird book about really weird stuff. This is the stupid yet (sometimes) funny crap I actually hear in school. The second book is now published, as is "Weird Things I Heard in Life!" I'm always looking for your own contributions...
