Vampire Diaries (with a twist) [COMPLETE]

A storm is coming

Joe:okay Isaiah and Victoria I don't care what's happening outside there but when you're in this class,there won't be any of this attitude
Isaiah and Victoria look at each other
Joe:do I make myself clear?
Victoria:yeah
Joe:Isaiah?
Isaiah:crystal (opens his textbook)
Eduardo:right...(moves his table further away from Isaiah) I wanna live
Joe:okay... page 164
Isaiah moves away from Victoria
She rolls her eyes and frowns at Joe

Jeremy:Izzy!
Isaiah:Yo what's up Jer?
Jeremy:a bunch of us are gonna go shoot some hoop,you down?
Victoria:actually we need to talk...
Isaiah:actually Jer... (grabs his backpack) that sounds like a good idea,Eddy?
Eduardo:I'm right behind ya...
Isaiah walks off with Jeremy
Victoria:what is wrong with him?
Eduardo:honestly? I don't know
Victoria:has he always been this way?
Eduardo:I've seen worse (picks up his bag) I'll see you later
Victoria nods and walks say

Maria:how much longer do we have hi stay on this topic? (Looking at Alaric)
Alaric:this is actually the last day
Elena:finally!
Alaric:no no there's still 2 essays for the chapter I need you to complete by tomorrow
Maria:so you're babysitting?
Alaric:(laughs) using your baby as leverage?
Maria:(fake gasp) I would never
Stefan:and besides Joshua sleeps right through the night once he's well fed
Girl:Maria?
Maria:(turns around) yes Melissa?
Melissa:how does it feel having a baby at such a tender age? I mean you're only 20
*Melissa and her friends laugh*
Maria raises her eyebrow
Melissa:well I'm guessing now that you're going to get fat and stuff,Stefan you'll be available?
*her friends giggle again*
Rebekah:Melissa....
Melissa:yes?
Rebekah:how does it feel knowing you're the town whore and no one will ever love you?
Melissa:you're just jealous..(Winks at Stefan)
Maria:I'm sorry Melissa I don't know what it's like to have constant self-loathing issues,I just had a baby and I'm still looking good... what's you excuse for your fat arse?
*class laughs*
Melissa:Stefan and Matt don't seem to mind it... I've already slept with Tyler
Caroline:back off bitch
Melissa:(winks at Stefan again) oh and Damon Salvatore (bites lip)
Maria's veins start to show so Elena holds her hand to calm her down
Alaric:okay ladies that's enough .. Melissa mind your own business
Bonnie:what a bitch!
She tries to get Stefan's attention but Stefan watches Maria as she laughs with Caroline,Bonnie and Elena..
Tyler:earth to Stefan!
Stefan:sorry,you were saying...
Matt:1864... That's the year we were given
Stefan:and I'm guessing you want my help with your essays?
Tyler:you're far too kind
Matt:only if you insist
Stefan laughs and shakes his head

Maria:I'll rip her head right of yeah!
Caroline:Easy tigress.. don't want you scare the little girl away
Maria raises her eyebrow
Rebekah:yeah why not have some fun? (Shows her fangs) I bet she tastes so good.. make it quick
Maria:Rebekah.... I'm not going to kill anyone..
Alaric clears his throat
Rebekah:I was only joking,I honestly do prefer the slow torture.. one can savor the moment
Elena and Maria look at Alaric
Alaric:no ones killing anyone...
Maria,Elena and Caroline:Yes sir...
Rebekah:you're no fun
Bonnie laughs

Melissa:you should ditch the mom and come hang out with a real woman! (Holds Stefan's arm)
Stefan:a real woman you say?
Melissa nods and bites her lip
Stefan:(goes close to her neck) there's a reason I'm with Maria
Melissa looks at him a bit scared
Stefan:she redefines the term "real woman"
Tyler:run along Whorelissa
Matt:oh yeah before mama comes
Stefan:she gets a little grumpy when she's hungry and right now (looks into the eyes and compels her) you're the only food insight
Melissa runs off and away from her friends

Damon:you know kiddo you've got pretty special parents
Joshua giggles and looks up at his lights above his cot
Damon:yeah so you better grow up and be the best you can be because that's all we want for you (feeds him a little blood from a bottle) your mom said a very little so slow down
Joshua giggles again and holds Damon's finger
Damon:who am I kidding? You're a Salvatore (feeds him a little more) our secret but here (feeds him milk) apparently this is the "good stuff"
He leans down and kisses Joshua's forehead
Joshua's blue-grey eyes sparkle as he finishes his bottle of milk
Damon:you look just like your dad you know that little man?
Joshua burps
Damon:but you're just like me
Damon laughs and picks Joshua up to burp him

Jeremy:So uh (throws ball inside the hoop) what's the deal with you and Victoria?
Isaiah:(drinking an energy drink) you know I can't deal with all these uh... these
Eduardo:"feelings?"
Isaiah:yeah exactly... and Vicky she gets so...
Eduardo:"dramatic?"
Isaiah:yeah yeah that.
Jeremy:talking helps buddy (passes the ball to Eduardo)
Isaiah:we should be able to connect Jer and right now.. I'm not feeling a connection..
Eduardo:so what are you saying? (Passes the ball to Isaiah)
Isaiah:I don't know (shrugs and throws the ball in)
Jeremy:maybe you need a break
Isaiah:you think so?
Eduardo and Jeremy both nod in agreement
Isaiah shrugs again and throws the ball in

Katherine:If I'm not mistaken you were the one willing to give me up to your brother!
Elijah:that was over 100 years ago
Katherine:it still hurts!
Elijah:you should see a therapist,helps with 100 year old grudges (opening the cabinet) a drink perhaps?
Katherine:(rolls her eyes) are you serious?
Elijah:do you not want a drink?
Katherine:no I don't want a drink!
Elijah:okay seriously how am I supposed to guess what you want if you're not telling me? I'm a vampire for Gods sake! I drink blood not bloody fortune-tell
Klaus:(walking in) I've just witnessed my brothers first bitch fit..surely you can do better than that love? (Laughs)
Katherine:Forget it! (Walks away from him to the back yard)
Becca:(walking in behind Kol) it's like watching Isaiah and Victoria all over again!
Elijah:a drink anyone?
Becca:yes make sure it's strong
Kol:sure (sits) why not?
Klaus:no I'm good thank you,I'm going out for a walk
Kol:those are the very same 6 words that changed Maria's life forever
Klaus:Really? That's a low blow even for you Kol
Becca:knock them while they're down yeah?
Kol:I was just kidding
Klaus walks out
Becca hits Kol over the head
Kol:ouch! what the bloody hell was that for?
Becca:what the bloody hell is wrong with you? Is this couple fighting a curse?
Kol:oh dear God no
Becca laughs
Elijah laughs and shakes his head