Vampire Diaries (with a twist) [COMPLETE]

"fresh meat"

Eduardo is dancing in the club with some girl
Maria:ew! Excuse me love get your hands off him
Girl:jealous?
Maria:would you like me to scratch your eyes out and drain your blood?
Girl:what the f.. no...
Maria:then how do you Americans say it,get to stepping? (Fangs)
Girl hurries off
Eduardo:what the hell? I was having fun!
Maria:look I am all for this "change" and your new found tolerance for vagina but I refuse to wake up tomorrow morning yeah and find that in my kitchen .. Surely you can find a different blood bag?
Eduardo:(Laughs) plenty of more food in here
Maria laughs and walks away

Marcel:Ah the fast life
Elijah:I have no interest in the club...
Marcel:I'll be back (walks to get another drink with Damon and Stefan)
Maria:truthfully I prefer going to balls and dressing up fancy
Kol:well you are 988 that makes sense
Maria:forgetting that you're older than me already..? Ah of course old age..(Teasing him)
Kol:ha ha ha
They laugh
Eduardo:where did Klaus disappear to?
Rebekah:probably messing around with some girl.. speaking of messing around.. I heard Marcel has a new girlfriend?
Kol:yeah she's human though
Rebekah:(rolls her eyes) nice
Isaiah:jealous are we?
Rebekah:I am not...
Eduardo:admit it.. You dumped Matt to be with him and now he's seeing someone
Rebekah:whatever mate (walks away)
Victoria:be nice...
Matt:be nice?? She dumped me
Bonnie:Someone's had one too many drinks
Matt:no such thing Bon! (Bumps into Maria and Eduardo)
Eduardo:easy mate.. watch the shoes
Maria:k that's it! Sit down
Matt:but...
Isaiah:now!
Matt:fine..(he sits next to Bonnie and

Jeremy:I think I've had enough of nightclubs for a while
Bonnie:I agree....
Caroline:anyone ready to leave?
Maria:(finishes her drink) I'm right behind you Care!
Victoria:yes me too
Elijah:I was ready to leave when we came here
Klaus:well Marcel,Kol and Becca seem to be having a good time
Rebekah:because they're drunk (rolls her eyes)

Caroline:He's so hot
Maria:(chokes on her tea) why are you staring at Eddy likes he's fresh meat or something?
Caroline:because he is...
Maria:1 ewwww and 2,are you forgetting him and Ty are friends?
Caroline:Ty understands.. I'm sure he already has a new girlfriend somewhere!
Maria:yeah.. who isn't one of your friends love
Caroline:oh come on.. don't be so boring
Maria:(rolls her eyes) he could be listening you know?
Caroline:good (bites her lip)
Maria:ewww (gets up) just go over there and talk to him... Instead of drooling from a distance in front of me! (Goes back inside)

Alaric:I'm pretty sure this half goes that way
Isaiah:that's what I've been saying
Eduardo:Damon do you know what you're doing?
Damon nods
Eduardo:we could easily go build this at Klaus' place... they're moving soon
Damon:yes I know but shut up
Isaiah and Alaric laugh
Caroline:whatcha doing?
Alaric:Damon is trying to build this new play house for Joshua...
Caroline:why not wait until they move to New Orleans and do it there?
Eduardo:same thing I said!
Damon:(checks his watch) fine... but why would I want to go all the way there?
Isaiah:We're all invited for a dinner
Eduardo:a welcoming dinner.. and we're going!
Alaric:that includes you Damon
Damon:yeah yeah..(sits on the porch swing) I'm really going to miss Maria
Isaiah:she's not moving away to another country,you know that mate...
Alaric:yes but we're used to her being here...
Eduardo:we're still here
Damon:unfortunately
Eduardo:ha ha
Isaiah:you're hilarious
Caroline:Ed can you help me with these boxes?
Eduardo:yeah sure... I'll be right there
Caroline nods and walks in
Damon:hmmm
Isaiah:"fresh meat"
They laugh at Eduardo
Eduardo:grow up!
Alaric:aww lighten up buddy...
Eduardo walks inside to help Caroline with Maria's stuff

Stefan:(kisses her) I'm going to stick around for a while longer
Maria:I'm really going to miss having you over all the time
Stefan:I'll be there real soon,I'm going to get a place out there
Maria:that won't be necessary
Stefan:I'm not staying with your parents
Maria:(laughs) no.. We have another family home close by the Mikaelson's place
Stefan:you want me to move in there?
Maria:(nods) you can rotate... Some days here and then some days in New Orleans.. You'll love the place..
Eduardo:Isaiah and I built it in 1784
Stefan:it still looks brand new..
Eduardo:have you met Maria?
Stefan:that explains it..
Maria:Ha ha.. I like things clean and organized
Caroline:control freak and you're OCD
Maria:at least I'm not a raging murderer
Caroline:true...
Eduardo:where are the kids?
Maria:park with Bonnie and Jeremy... I asked them to watch over them while we move my stuff and Joshua's stuff
Caroline:what about Piper?
Maria:her stuff is already with Niklaus...
Caroline:(smiles) will that be all?
Maria:yes thank you so much for the help
Caroline smiles
Eduardo:Caroline let's go get coffee
Caroline:sure .. let me just get my purse
Maria winks at her
Stefan:hmmm this is going to be interesting
Maria:especially once Tyler gets back next month
Stefan laughs

Bonnie:It's crazy how big they're getting
Jeremy:I still can't believe Maria's eldest is 12...
Bonnie:Maria looks 12!
They laugh

Sheila:I'm going to miss you
Joshua:Joshy will miss you too
Piper:you will visit right?
Sheila nods

Bonnie:aww they're so cute!
Jeremy:especially when Joshua speaks in third person
Bonnie:Maria says Eduardo did that a lot when they were younger