Vampire Diaries (with a twist) [COMPLETE]

"Bartenders"

Klaus:you're avoiding me aren't you?
Maria:No idea what you mean (closes the kitchen cupboard)
Klaus:Yes you do (holds her up against the wall)
Maria:Niklaus let go of me
Klaus:you're angry at me... why?
Maria:I'm not angry.. Niklaus please (shifts uncomfortably) you have a friend over,this is rude
Klaus smirks and let's go of her
She pushes past him and walks out the kitchen

Maggie:there you are! How are you feeling now? (Sees Niklaus walk out the kitchen after Maria)
Maria:I'm fine now,thanks (clears throat) dinner table is this way love

Damon:(dials Maria's number but she ignores it) she's still mad at me isn't she?
Caroline:Yup
Damon:what was I supposed to do?
Bonnie:I don't know... mind your own business maybe? (Raises her hands)just a suggestion
Damon:whatever little witch.. why are you 2 even here?
Bonnie:ah Elena is my friend
Damon:true,what about you blondie?
Caroline:ha ha ha very funny Damon... people actually like me unlike you
Damon:sure they do sweetie (girly pout)
Caroline:(rolls her eyes) where's Stefan?
Damon:Stefan is away for a while
Bonnie:with Katherine
Damon:that was unnecessary Bonnie
Bonnie:sorry "Damon"
He rolls his eyes
Caroline:why is he with that psycho bitch? I thought he said he wanted to be single
Damon:why don't you ask your buddy when he gets back
Bonnie:Damon was actually the one who came up with the plan for him to get with her again
Damon:seriously Bonnie shut up would ya?
Bonnie:and you wonder why Ria won't talk to you..
Damon:whatever
Caroline:seriously Damon are you an idiot?
Damon:apparently
Caroline:you know he loves Maria,what is wrong with you?
Damon:a lot
Elena:(walks in with Victoria) stop the bickering already
Bonnie:oh thank God (hugs Elena) I'm done with these 2
Victoria:Care,you will never win an argument with uncle Damon because even if you're right
Damon:you're still automatically wrong
Caroline:and why is that?
Damon:isn't it obvious?
Caroline:Not really
Damon:I'm Damon Salvatore
Caroline laughs at him
Damon:I don't like her very much
Caroline:I don't like you either
Elena:okay okay enough...
Victoria:let's eat..
Damon:I agree with preggers over here
Bonnie:preggers? Seriously?
Caroline:we're going with that?
Damon rolls his eyes and walks ahead

Elijah:this is amazing
Hayley smiles at Maria
Klaus:Maria you've barely eaten anything love
Maggie rolls her eyes
Maria:So.. Maggie (puts her fork down) what do you do for a living?
Maggie:I'm a 3 year student but I also work part time at a bar
Hayley:oh are you a bartender?
Maggie:Yeah (smiles)
Rebekah:Oooh brother,interesting
Carla:how's that interesting?
Becca:Niklaus' last girlfriend was a bartender too
Kol:oh that's right,Camille
Maggie:oh... what happened to her
Maria:she died
Maggie:I'm so sorry...
Maria:yeah she was murdered,really sad (raises her eyebrow and sips her water)
Maggie:is that why you're afraid to love again?
Almost everyone besides Carla look at him
Klaus:I'm not afraid of love,it's the people I love that are against the idea of loving me sweetheart (looks at Maria)
Maggie:I hope I never have to feel that way for you (giggles) you seem very easy to love
Rebekah clears her throat
Elijah swallows his food awkwardly
Maria continues to drink her water
Maggie:So Maria how old are you children?
Maria:my son is 1 and my daughter is 12
Maggie:12?? That's unbelievable... aren't you like 19 or something?
Maria:in theory (smiles sweetly,giving nothing away)
Maggie:what are their names?
Maria:Piper and Joshua
Maggie:that's so sweet
Marcel:Joshua looks just like Niklaus
Maggie:oh that's right... they're your children too honey
Marcel mouths "honey?" to Hayley and Elijah
He looks confused
(They're not together)
Klaus:indeed (smiles at Maria)
Maria looks away

Becca:and why exactly are you avoiding Niklaus? I saw that at the table you know
Kol:I felt that from 4 seats away yeah
Maria:I'm not avoiding anyone love
Kol:yes you are
Becca:is it because of Maggie,because I think she's tacky
Maria:(rolls her eyes) no it's not because of her,though I will agree on that statement (packing dishes away)
Kol:well then,what is it?
Maria:He wants to turn me
Kol:turn you?
Maria nods
Becca:into a hyrbid?
Maria:no into a bird,yes a bloody hybrid Rebecca
Becca:(rolls her eyes) what's the big deal here?
Kol:yeah,your children are hybrids..
Maria:Hope is a hybrid too.. why didn't he turn Hayley?
Kol:that you'll have to ask the big bad wolf himself
Becca:and you don't want to?
Maria:(sigh) I actually have no idea at this point.. I am confused
Kol:of course you are,that's a very intense thing to think about yeah
Becca:take your time,don't rush anything but this isn't all too bad
Kol:She's right (holds Maria's shoulder)
Maria nods and smiles
Marcel:(walking in) time for dessert..oh what's happening here?
Becca:Why would anything be happening? It's a kitchen
Kol:yeah "Marcy"
Marcel:very funny
They laugh

Jeremy and Matt are visiting Isaiah and Eduardo

Isaiah:Kids are in bed,I can finally relax
Matt:I cannot believe how fast Joshua is growing,Maria must be worried
Jeremy:She's more worried about the fact that Piper is going to be a teenager soon
Isaiah:I'm learning as the days go by,I am more nervous now then I was when I found out
Eduardo:getting some practice in before your one comes?
Isaiah:trying to
Jeremy:you're a natural.. I was also nervous about Sheila but when she came,my whole life changed and for the better
Isaiah smiles
Eduardo:Zay is going to make a great dad,there's no way Maria will allow him to mess up anyway
Matt:yeah no lie,Maria is one crazy lady
Isaiah:yeah my older sister is crazy
Jeremy:but she means well
Isaiah:why didn't Bonnie come with you?
Jeremy:she's staying over with her grandmother,I figured she could use the quality time and I could get away for a few days
Eduardo:how's Sheila?
Jeremy:growing way too fast..
Isaiah:things like that scare me
Jeremy:it's part of life
Eduardo:oh what if you have a girl,good luck mate!
Isaiah:you always say the right thing...
Matt:I think it's going to be a twins
Isaiah:I will die mate,no joke
They laugh at him
Jeremy:I think it's a boy...
Eduardo:I'm with Matt on this one yeah,you're probably having twins
Matt:both boys though
Jeremy:that would be awesome
Eduardo:it's a boy and a girl
Isaiah goes a little paler
Jeremy:relax.. you still have 7 months to plan!
Isaiah:that helps
They laugh