Vampire Diaries (with a twist) [COMPLETE]

Bad blood

Victoria:I just don't see why Klaus and Michael won't make up
Isaiah stops eating and looks at her confused
Eduardo:don't ever say that again
Victoria:you're overreacting
Eduardo:I'm overreacting!?? Do you not understand what that man did to Klaus?
Isaiah:calm down Ed
Eduardo:don't tell me to calm down! (Stands up)
Victoria:chill out Eddy
Eduardo:you know just because you're pregnant doesn't mean you get to say stupid shit and get away with it,I'm not hungry anymore
Caroline:Eduardo...
Eduardo:what!?
Caroline:(steps back) never mind
Eduardo wants to say something but walks away instead
Victoria:I'm sorry
Caroline:yeah you should be (walks away)
Isaiah:ignore her,she's just mad because Ed is mad.. Just.. Don't say stuff like that okay? (Moves her hair out her face)
Victoria nods and frowns
He kisses her forehead and continues to eat

Maria:pregnant women can be a pain in the arse,I stayed with Bonnie for 2 weeks
Eduardo:and I remember how you were...
They laugh
Klaus:what exactly did she say?
Eduardo:(looks at Maria) nothing particular,she's just nosey
Maria:it happens... (shrugs)
Klaus raises his eyebrow
Elijah:where's Caroline?
Eduardo:asleep I think...
Klaus:She always did sleep in after a long night
Maria stops eating and looks up at him in shock
Eduardo:as much as I want to argue I can't believe you said that in front of Maria
Klaus:I was just...
Maria:you were just what? (Gets up and clears her dish)
Elijah:don't go....
Maria ignores him and walks out the kitchen
Elijah:you should really have respect,she's your girlfriend
Klaus:It was a joke brother
Eduardo:you're an idiot mate... (shakes his head) she'll poison you
Klaus:I won't die
Elijah:don't be so sure...
Klaus laughs
Elijah and Eduardo look at each other

Victoria:I'm really sorry about this morning...
Maria:next time,don't say anything (gives her tea)
Victoria:you're not mad are you?
Maria:no I'm not (sits) I hope no one has slept in my old room
Nevio:not even me?
Maria:especially you!
Nevio:(laughs) my room is all done anyway... where's my nephew?
Maria:He's with Isaiah and Eduardo
Nevio:doing what?
Maria:I'm here so how would I know?
Nevio:(eats a grape from Maria's bowl) what brings you by?
Maria:this is my house mate...
Nevio:no but I mean you're here here....
Maria:oh..(rolls eyes)
Caroline:she needed space from her overbearing boyfriend (Caroline bends down and hugs Maria)
Maria:that does not begin to describe it (sigh)
Nevio:that bad yeah?
Maria nods
They laugh
Maria:go ahead.. laugh... your days will come (raises her eyebrow)
Nevio:sorry please don't poison me
They laugh again
Maria:ha ha ha (gets up) I'm going now
Caroline:so soon?
Maria:I have motherly duties
Victoria:and you promised you'd help Marcel with the meetings and stuff
Maria:yes indeed (grabs her car keys) laters
Nevio:enjoy!

Marcel:I don't think they're hearing us,I said we'd all be treated equally,Klaus agreed but the humans think they run this show
Rebekah:that's because you're not being stern enough love,we've played nicely but now I think it's time we pay a visit to our friendly neighborhood humans
Marcel:(laughs) I thought you were busy today?
Rebekah:I'll take a rain check... you obviously need my help
Marcel smirks

Maria is leaning over the rails,listening to the vampires discuss work and plans for the quarter
Klaus:Hello love
Maria:(looks behind her and then looks forward again) here to make more sexual jokes about your exes?
Klaus:(smirks and holds her around her waist and kisses her underneath her ear) I never imagined you to be quite the green eyed goddess
Maria:are you accusing me of being jealous?
Klaus:I would never (teases her)
Maria:maybe I should give Stefan a call
Klaus:(spins her around and holds her closely) you're hilarious
Maria:I try (smirks)
Stefan:I hope I'm not interrupting anything
Maria:(looks to her right) Stefan! (She grabs him and hugs him)
Stefan:(lifts her up) I've missed you too (kisses her forehead)
Klaus:Hello old friend
Stefan:Klaus (nods and smiles)
Klaus:it's good to see you again...
Stefan:it's good to see you too
Maria:when did you get here?
Stefan:20 minutes ago...
Maria smiles and he hugs her tightly again

Isaiah:Josh
Joshua:yes?
Isaiah:I think we should try vamping today
Joshua:what's that?
Eduardo:come,I'll show you
Joshua walks with Eduardo and Isaiah into the woods
Eduardo:after me (he vamps forward)
Joshua tries but falls over and Isaiah catches him
Eduardo:careful buddy
Isaiah:let's try that again..
Joshua shakes his head and frowns
Eduardo:it's really easy,I promise
Isaiah:look,I'll show you (vamps and climbs the tree) oh no!
Joshua laughs and vamps to the tree
Eduardo:HE DID IT!?!
Isaiah:(jumps down and picks him up) good job buddy!!
Joshua:good job!
Eduardo:do you want to try that again?
Joshua:yes! Again!!
They laugh
Isaiah:okay,on 3...
Eduardo:1....
Isaiah:ready?
Joshua nods
Eduardo:2...
Before they can reach 3,Joshua vamps further ahead into the woods and they quickly vamp after him
Isaiah:he's so fast!? Oh my God!
Eduardo laughs as he catches up to Joshua who has caught a squirrel
Isaiah:Joshy put that down
Joshua laughs and bites into the squirrel
Eduardo:ewww! No mate,human blood is better
Isaiah:he's too young for any blood! (Laughs eww,no! I have to record this
Eduardo laughs as Isaiah records Joshua
Isaiah:you're disgusting mate
Joshua giggles and drops the squirrel
Eduardo:(wipes Joshua's mouth) you're very naughty buddy
Joshua:no way
They laugh at him and Joshua vamps into Isaiah's arms

Maria's phone pings and it's the video of Joshua
Elijah:your son is not normal
Maria:he is a Mikaelson after all... (laughs) Damon has to see this!
Stefan:so he can make fun of me? (Laughs)
Klaus:yes,my son is very much like his uncle Stefan
Maria:at least my little boy looks cute doing it
Stefan:ouch!
They laugh