E1965: (Looks around furtively) Hey guys! It's me, E! I'm starting out a new compilation called Ask and Dare the E. Thea Sisters!, and you guys feel free to write down your questions and dares in the comments section below! (Doesn't notice Violet hiding behind the couch, with a staff and a walkie-talkie in her hand)
Violet: (Whispers into the walkie-talkie) Okay, Nick, I'm in position. E hasn't spotted me yet, and she is preoccupied with her recording.
Nicky: Good thing she hasn't spotted you yet. For now, stand by and wait until I give you the signal from my hiding place. We are almost done with the trap, over.
Violet: Excellent. Just tell Pam and Kumi to move into position with the Nerf guns. I'll be ready with the staff, over. (Glances over at E1965, who is starting to use a selfie stick)(To herself) Great. (To Nicky on the walkie-talkie) Nicky, mission abort! Mission abort! E's using the selfie stick!
Nicky: It's okay. Colette and Paulina have just finished the trap! We're ready, over and out! (Gives Violet the signal from her hiding place (an OK sign), and Violet immediately pushes the staff outward, and as if on cue, E1965 trips on it, but luckily, the camera doesn't break)
E1965: Ow! (Looks at the staff) That wasn't there before. (Tries to get back up, but someone steps one foot on her back, preventing her from getting up) What? (Looks up, and finds Nicky looming over her) Nicky, what are you doing?
Nicky: It's not 'doing', but what I'm 'about to do'. (Whistles, and E1965 gets pelted on with Nerf pellets from above)(E1965 covers her head to prevent getting hit hard)
E1965: OW!! WHAT DID I DO TO GET MYSELF INTO THIS POSITION?! (Looks up, and finds Nicky gone) Nicky? (Stands up, and finds the room completely empty) Did the rapture just happen, and I got left behind? (The Thea Sisters ran to the second floor in the pellet storm to activate the second trap)
Nicky: Here it comes! Maria, activate the trap bots!
Maria: I'm on it! (Presses a button on her remote, and robots get to work, entrapping E1965 in a force field)
E1965: DAGNABBIT!!! I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THEY WERE UP TO SOMETHING WHILE I WAS RECORDING!!! (Hears laughing coming from upstairs) Guys? (Breaks out of the force field (it's not THAT strong) and runs upstairs, to find the Thea Sisters posting the video on YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook) Why you- (Chases the Thea Sisters around the house)
Thea Sisters: That's all for now. Ask and dare us anything, except make-outs and hardcore (Seven-Minutes-in-Heaven-style hardcore) shipping stuff! Thanks!
E: Hey guys! Editor E from the future here, and uh... lemme just say... the first couple episodes aren't a hundred percent worth watching. You can skip to maybe "Revenge on the Ruby Crew" or "Cal Reapers... Better than Nothing!" if you want (I recommend the latter). That's it. I'm out to bleach my brain. UGH WHY DID THE ARTIST'S CURSE TRANSLATE EVEN TO THINGS LIKE THESE?!?!?
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Ask and Dare the E. Thea Sisters!
FanfictionAsk and dare Violet, Paulina, Nicky, Pam and Colette anything, except hardcore shipping and gross stuff (I'm talkin' about cheesy romance without shippers anywhere nearby)! For the shipping and stuff, as long as it isn't too mature, AND/OR there's a...
