Ask and Dare the E. Thea Sisters!

The Devil's Tricks

Jae: Hey, guys! I have a dare!

E1965: What is it now, Jae?

Violet: Seriously. You made me skydive off a plane, and I figured out that you were the one who made me almost fall off a cliff in Baguio. Plus, you made a swarm of hawks attack us! (Sips her tea)

Nicky: (To Violet) And don't forget the time Jae made you eat five Ghost peppers on the first day.

Paulina: Is it another torturous dare you have for us?

Jae: No. Not for you, but for myself.

E1965: (Raises her eyebrow) A dare for yourself?

Jae: Yup!

Jin: Nagloloko ka, 'di ba? (You're joking, right?)

Jae: Nope!

Maxi: (To Jin, in a whisper) You want me to bonk her in the head?

Jin: Yes.

Jae: (Rolls her eyes) I heard that! (Jin and Maxi smile innocently)

E1965: Cut to the chase. What's the dare?

Jae: I dare myself to go into a rabid bear's cave with my clothes coated in honey! (Nicky drops her cup in shock)(Violet spits out her tea in disbelief)(Everyone else except Jae remains openmouthed) What?

Violet: Did I hear you right? You actually want to go into a rabid bear's cave with honey on you?

Jae: You heard me!

E1965: (Drags the Thea Sisters into the closet behind the kitchen) We'll be right back!

Jae: (To Jin) Did they say anything to you?

Jin: 'Wa. (Nothing.)(Jae gives Maxi a "you obviously know something about this" look)

Maxi: Why are you looking at me? I don't know anything about this! (Jae looks at the kitchen suspiciously)

E1965: (Locks and barricades the door of the closet)(To the Thea Sisters) Okay, guys. This is the chapter. The chapter where we give Jae payback. Remember the magic inhibitors we made way back?

Violet: Yeah.

E1965: It's about time we used them.

The next day...

Jae: (Starts recording her YouTube video) Hello, YouTube! It's me, the Unicorn Cookie! And I am about to do probably the craziest thing I have ever done: go into a bear's cave with honey all over my clothes! I'm not joking. I'm going to do it! Not just that, the bear is a rabid one! This should be good! I'll kill the bear, and use it as a floor rug! Hopefully. Anyway, (Runs into the cave) Here I go! (Makes the camera face in front of her)(Walks around in the cave) If I'm lucky enough, the bear should be here, as restless as a gaming addict spending a week without playing games! (Hears a growling sound) It's my lucky clover moment! (Spots a real, rabid bear with bloodshot eyes) Yes! (Places the camera on a rock and fights the bear) Haha! I'm gonna have a new fur rug tonight! (The cave seals itself closed) Huh?! (Turns around to find the exit gone) Oh no! (Looks for the exit, but the bear knocks her down to the floor)(The bear scratches Jae's left arm) Hey! (Punches the bear in the face) Take that! (Stands)(The bear swipes at her, but Jae dodges)(Tries using her powers, but she fails) What?! (Looks at her hand in shock) How did this happen? I didn't overuse it yesterday! How is this— (The bear pounces at her) Whoa! (Rips out the bear's left eye)(The bear roars in pain)(To the bear) That's for taking me by surprise! This.... (Punches the bear at the chest, hard (enough to snap the ribs))  for jacking up my arm! And THIS... (Dives her hand into the bear's chest, and literally rips out the bear's heart (no pun intended)) ... IS FOR TRYING TO SPLASH YOUR STINKY BEAR SPIT ON MY FACE!!! (The bear falls on Jae, dead)(Pops out from under the bear) I should have thought more about this...