E1965: Hey, guys! So this is a new thing I'm gonna try, and I kinda want to know your opinion on it. Every now and then (whenever nothing interesting happens), we will post stuff like this just to make you guys laugh. The skits here will be based on any funny skit I see on the internet (and by internet, I mean YouTube), so I'll show you the name of the YouTuber and the title of the video so you can look it up, because links don't work here. After the skit, we will show you bloopers for some extra laughs, so I wish your ribs luck. Anyway, that's it, and I hope you enjoy this pilot episode of Comedic Shorts slash Incorrect Quotes! Oh and uh, before I forget, this will in cinematic script format, you know, with the setting, starting scene and everything. Anyway, enjoy!
Setting: The living room of the house.
(Andrew is sitting on the coffee table, with an open notebook in flipper. He examines the page his notebook was open to before he tisks in frustration. Matthew enters the scene and notices Andrew.)
Matthew: Hey, what's the problem?
Andrew: Math problems.
Matthew: Oh, I can help you! Lemme see! (Andrew hands him the notebook.) Alright! Um... (Matthew scans the page a few seconds before speaking up again.) Oh, here's an easy one! What's six times three? (Andrew shrugs.) Six times three!
Andrew: I don't know...
Matthew: Six times three!
Andrew: I don't—!! (Matthew interrupts him before he could finish the statement.)
Matthew: SIX! TIMES! THREE!
Andrew: I LEGIT DON'T KNOW!!!
Matthew: SIX THREES!!!!!
Andrew: I DON'T KNOW!!! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
Matthew: WHAT IS I— (He suddenly stops short and thinks on the question for a few seconds. Then he speaks up.) Get the elementals.
Andrew: What?!?
Matthew: PAULINA!!!! (Paulina pokes her head out of her room.)
Paulina: What's the problem?
Matthew: Homework! (Paulina runs down to meet with Matthew, and Matthew hands her the notebook.)
Paulina: (She looks at the notebook page for a bit before speaking.) What's six times three?
Andrew: I don't know!
Paulina: SIX TIMES THREE!!!
Andrew: I DON'T KNOW!!!
Paulina: WHAT'S SIX PLUS SIX?!?!
Andrew: Oh, twelve!
Paulina: NOW ADD SIX!!!
Andrew: I DON'T KNOW!!!!! WHAT IS IT?!?!?!
Paulina: WHAT IS IT— (She suddenly stops short just like Matthew, and she thinks about the question herself before speaking up.) Get your math teacher!
Andrew: Who?!
Paulina: MISS ADLIREZ!!!!
E1965: (She bursts through the door.) BOOM!!! WHAT?!?!
Paulina: Math problems. (She hands E1965 the notebook, and E1965 only glances at it before speaking up.)
E1965: I TAUGHT YOU THIS!!! WHAT'S SIX TIMES THREE?!?!?!
Andrew: I DON'T KNOW!!!
E1965: LOOK!!! IF JOHNNY HAD SIX TIMES THREE AMOUNTS OF DISH SOAP, HOW MUCH DISH SOAP WOULD HE HAVE?!?!?!
Andrew: I DON'T KNOW!!! HOW MUCH?!?!?!
E1965: HOW MUCH— (She stops short as she thinks hard on the question. She looks at the couch facing the front door, to find a ghost named Johnny sitting there with a lot of bottles of Joy dishwashing soap on the coffee table. She squints at the ghost, and then she starts counting the bottles.) One, two, three, four, five, six...
*bloopers*
E1965: (She bursts through the door.) BOOM!!! (Her voice fails at her next line.) WHA— (The whole group bursts out laughing.) Stupid voice! The one time I get the door burst right! (She doubles over in laughter.)
*bleep*
Matthew: ... Get the elementals.
Andrew: What?!
Matthew: PAULINA!!! (A loud thump is heard from Paulina's door. Paulina's muffled voice rings out from her room.)
Paulina: Ow! (Violet, who is the director, speaks up from behind the camera.)
Violet: CUT!!!
*bleep*
Matthew: What's six times three? (Andrew shrugs.) Six times three!
Andrew: I don't know!
Matthew: Six times thr- (He and Andrew burst out laughing.) Oh my Arceus, I'm sorry. I just ca- (He couldn't finish the sentence as he doubles over in laughter.)
*bleep*
E1965: I TAUGHT YOU THI- (She breaks down laughing. She says in between laughs.) I taught you this! What's six times... (She trails off with laughter.)
Violet: (She sighs with a smile on her face.) We're gonna have so many takes, we'll break all the world records with just one skit...
*bleep*
Video title: When no one knows what 6 x 3 equals
Channel: HARDSTOP LUCAS
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