What the Fu*k

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Christian's POV

"So are you still doing that April Fool's Prank on Cassie?" Cody asked over the phone.

"I feel like it's a little too harsh," I say and think about it. Cody and I planned to change his name in my phone to my ex and have him text me texts about getting back together.

"It's just a prank, she won't stay mad at you forever," He said.

"No I don't want to hurt her. I've done it too many times and I'm surprised she's kept me around."

"Alright. Well good luck later. We're coming for the Brewers."

"Good luck Cody," I said and laughed. I went back upstairs and looked at Cassie who was sleeping with the babies in our bed. I laid back down and watched the three of them. When Noah started waking up, Cassie jumped up out of bed. She grabbed a tissue and held it out in front of his face and he threw up a little bit.

"How the fuck did you know that was going to happen?" I asked as she laid back in bed.

"He's been doing this for about an hour," She said and closed her eyes.

"You and Mason can get some sleep, and I'll watch Noah."

"Christian it's fine. I can handle the both of them. Just lay here with us." I got back under the blanket and rubbed Noah's head. His little hand reached for me and I pulled him closer to me. He watched me and then played with my hair.

"Go to sleep now," I whispered to him and he babbled to me.

"Stop being so cute and he would stop," Cas said and then looked at me. "Noah if you give your dad a bald spot, I will laugh so hard."

"Yeah let's not do that," I said and pulled his hand off.

"You know, I still would love you if you had a bald spot," Cassie said and laughed.

"I would hope you wouldn't fall out of love with me over a bald spot." She just laughed and then fell back asleep. I watched the boys and Cassie as they all slept for about another hour.

As she got up, she fed the kids. "Depending on if you're in a good mood, we can take a bath and have a drink. Maybe have some fun," She said and ran her hand through my hair for a couple seconds before holding onto Mason again.

"I'll try my best to be in a good mood," I said and she smiled.

"Can you turn on the TV and make me an iced coffee and get me a burger."

"It's nine in the morning," I said as I grabbed the remote.

"It's nine in the morning and I'm expecting you to be back here with a burger by 9:20, 9:30 the latest."

"Alright I'll be back," I said and kissed her. Mason came off of Cassie and looked at me. "He really dislikes me."

"You're just interrupting his time with me," Cas said and then he latched back on. I pecked her lips quickly and left the room.

I drove into Malibu and stopped and got a burger at Jack in the Box because that's the only place who served lunch at this time. When I got back, I went back to our room.

"Back by 9:17, I love the hustle," She said and chuckled. "Did you get yourself anything?"

"No, I need this body during the season," She just squinted at me, "I got a burger too. You want me to feed you?" Cas nodded her head and I opened her burger and fed her. "I also got you curly fries."

"Christian you know you're the best," She told me and leaned over and kissed me. Mason started crying and she pulled away. "You're such a little attention seeker Mason."

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