Henpat oneshots

Failed cuddles

Patrick POV 

" Henry! " I yelled but got no reply " Henry! " I yelled again but no reply again I got up and walked to the stairs I poked my head out " Henry! " I yelled from a top of the stairs " what!? " Henry yelled from the kitchen. 

Henry POV 

I heard Patrick yell my name from the stairs I turned around and saw Patrick's head peeking out from around the corner he looked like a curious dog I smiled slightly at the thought " what? " I yelled back. " come cuddle with me " Patrick said in a baby voice " fuck no " I said opening a bag of chips and beer. 

I heard footsteps running towards me and Patrick's arms wrapped around my waist " hank cuddle with me" he said with a smile " let me go! " I snapped at him. 

Patrick POV 

I carried him upstairs smiling while Henry thrashed around in my arms " let go asshole! " he yelled while growling " nope " I hummed while walking to the bed he kept yelling and screaming while he kicked and hit me. 

" I hate you " Henry growled and flopped in my arms " Henry " I whined " god damn you're heavy " I mumbled Henry must have heard because he shot up yelling and swearing at me I gave him a kiss he replied by slapping me " fucker " he growled. 

My baby Henry is a little bitch but I love him! " this fucker has fucked you an hour " I said with a smile kissing his cheek " knock it off! " Henry started to squirm around in my arms " nope " I hummed he started to hit me repeatedly " fine " I let go but soon as I did Henry disappeared into the kitchen " little bitch " I said instantly " I know I am!" Henry yelled at me I laughed he's so adorable.