In the League of Villains headquarters, Dabi was sitting on the couch watching TV. Or at least, he was trying to. A certain crazy blonde girl was sitting beside him, biting his hand.
"How long are you gonna keep this up?" "It's a punishment! So this will go on for a long time!"
Dabi rolled his eyes. Toga had been doing this since that morning.
Flashback
"Dabi!" "What?" The burnt man was drinking at the bar, with Toga stomping over to him. "Are we dating?" "I don't care if we do." "But we are! We went on a date and everything! You even called me your girl!"
"Is that all you came to talk about?" "No! I want you to give some love! That's what boyfriends and girlfriends do!" "Well, I'm not like other boyfriends."
Dabi then felt his hand being lifted and warm breath brushing against it. Then, he felt two stings. "What are you doing?" "This is your punishment for not loving me!"
Present
Dabi didn't know why, but he thought Toga looked cute biting his hand. He never was good with feelings, especially when it comes to dating. He got an idea.
"Toga, if I give you some love and affection, will you stop whatever this is?" Toga, still biting into Dabi's hand, thought about it. "Yeah, okay. What did you have in mind?" Dabi leaned forward and pecked the psycho on the lips. She was awestruck.
"Now stop biting my hand. Honestly, it was a mistake to date you." "Then why did you do it?" Dabi thought on this. "I don't know, actually." "Wait, you said date! Does that mean you accept us as a couple?" Dabi thought again. "Sure. Why not."
