Destiel One Shots

97. Share A Coke With Your Soulmate Part 2

So. Here we are again. WRITE THIS DUCKING BOOK YOU MUTHERFVCKER!

I'm trying, but you know as well as I that I'm in the middle of another fanfic. It's very important to me.

WELL THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR FANS!! THINK OF THEM, PIE! THINK. OF. THEM!!!

But--

NO BUTS, MISSY!! YOU CAN WAIT A LITTLE WHILE TO WRITE THAT FANFIC KNOWN AS The Rainbow Connection© IF THAT MEANS MAKING YOUR FANS HAPPY!!!!!

But... I like writing The Rainbow Connection© cuz it's fun and full of Destiel, not to mention it's about Cas and Dean who meet at a gay rights convention, after being forced to go by friends of theirs, and in the time that follows, they develop feelings for each other that they keep a secret from everyone out of fear of homophobia and rejection. Not to mention... Jo and Charlie are in it too.

WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE A VERY GOOD FANFIC THAT LOTS OF SHIPPERS WOULD LOVE TO READ, BUT THEY SHOULD TOTALLY READ THIS ONE SHOT FIRST. AS SOON AS YOU SHUT UP AND WRITE IT!!!!

OKAY FINE YOU BITCH

._.__.Castiel.__._.

I couldn't believe I just texted him that. I barely knew this boy, and I'm texting him things like that? Then again, I did get a bit of a vibe off him. I've learned to trust my vibes. I wasn't sure about my vibes sometimes, but I tend to roll with them. (If anyone gets the whole "vibe" thing [TV show reference FYI], you are my new hero)

This boy seemed sweet, so I'd give him a chance. Nothing wrong with that, right?

(OKAY I JUST LOST A LOT OF STUFF SO I'M PISSED SO IF IT SEEMS LIKE I DIDN'T PUT MUCH EFFORT INTO IT IT'S CUZ I'M SO DUCKING PISSED OFF AT LIFE SO JUST FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF)

Pretty soon, there was a knock at the door. I opened, and there Dean was, in all his glory. His tasteful attire, shimmering green eyes that could bring a grown man to his knees, his light brown and blonde flurry of hair that practically shone in the afternoon sun. He was a rather beautiful man. (Okay I think this has gotten more poetic since I got pissed wth)

"Dean." I greeted rather awkwardly. I wasn't used to having company, so my people skills might have been a bit rusty.

"Cas," He smiled, causing crinkles to form by his eyes. "Mind if I come in?"

I stood aside, allowing him to enter. "Be my guest."

He walked in and sat at my living room couch. It was then that I noticed he had a can of Coke with him. It struck me as odd, but I wouldn't think much of it. Who doesn't love a little Coke every now and then, right?

I sat down beside him, a soft sigh blowing past my lips. "I can't believe this is happening."

"I know. It's a bit crazy."

"I mean, we barely know each other, and now, here we are, in my house, talking, it's really crazy, y'know?" I continue to ramble, which is what I usually did in the presence of people I didn't know well. Then again, that's what I did around most anyone.

He handed me the can of soda. "I brought Coke."

I smiled gratefully. "Thanks." I looked down at the can and realized it had 'Castiel' written on it in a sort of swirl font. I couldn't believe my eyes.

"I do hope you like soda."

"Oh, I love soda."

He chuckled softly. "Well, good."

"I especially love it when it has my name on it," I looked into his mesmerizing emerald eyes. "Dean... you don't realize how much this means to me. Really. You - you went to such lengths for... for me, and... I - I don't know what to say."

"Then don't say anything." He murmured.

"But... I - I don't know how to thank you. You must've went through a lot to get this. I mean, custom made? That must've been expensive, too. I mean, surely that would be pricier than your standard Coke can. Should I just pay you back the money? I'm sure I can afford it-" My words were cut off by Dean's lips colliding with mine. The only way, I suppose, to shut me up.

The movements were so natural as we kissed. His tongue flicked across my lips as our mouths synchronized in a battle for dominance. I soon gave up the fight, and his tongue took control of my whole mouth. It was horribly wonderful, the only way to describe it.

Maybe my vibes about this boy were right. Maybe he was as sweet as my subconscious predicted. Maybe he could be my one and only. Maybe he was something special.

Maybe he was my something special.

(A/N: I HATH RETURNED...ETH

I apologize for my absence but ASDFGHJKL

I just wanted to give you all time to vote, and give myself time to collect said votes, because TRUST ME, it's exhausting 😓 I'll list the reasons why.

1) There's a three way tie in the Fandoms section. Harry Potter, Hannibal, and the Phandom fandom. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THAT! Eh maybe a tie breaker or something, idk

2) There's a bit of conflict between the Mode of Transportation section and the Location section. Mode of Transportation 1st place so far? The Impala, naturally. Location? London. See the issue? If you can't see it, get a globe. If you don't have one, maybe Rupert Giles can lend you one.

3) I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT ALL! There are just so many votes, and it's just so 😷 I'm just like, "did I count these votes yet?" and "wait, didn't I write that one down already?" and "please, Jesus take the wheel."

Yeah. I've made a horrible mistake 😑

But YEAH on another note...........

NUMBER ONE UNDER DESTIEL TAG IN WHAT'S HOT YALL!!!!!
🎈🎉😜😝😛🎉🎈

It's just so exciting to me that I beat out A Good Kind Of Different cuz y'know what? MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJSKDNDDKFMFKSBSKDNDKDKDDMDN

*ahem* fangirl moment there

But I really have you all to thank. If it weren't for every single one of your votes, I wouldn't be where I am today. Making crazy celebration emojis and... thanking people. Meh I'm bad at this. But, as much as it weirds me out to talk like this, you mean a lot to me. What started out as something I was doing for kicks, turned into something that has touched the lives of people all over the world. From America to England to Tokyo and even Australia, there are my fans. You. The ones who made all this possible. And I know I probably should've saved the speech for the big 100th, but god knows I'm shitty at timing, so I might as well say it now: I ❤️ you guys.

And god also knows I can't end it on a chick flick moment, so allow me to address the self promo from before.

So, yeah, I've been working on this fanfic. And I've actually been trying with this one, and I want a lot of feedback. I can handle constructive critismsmkbddi bleh you know what I mean 😝

You might've guessed this, but... it's called The Rainbow Connection. I added the © just to add effect 😆

SO I've gotten into the Buffy fandom. Then again, you could've guessed that from the reference I made earlier 😙 I just finished an episode in season 2.... JESUS CHRIST MISS CALENDAR!!!! 😞😭😫

Sad... RIP.

I think this authors note is longer than the actual one shot 😂 just one more thing......

I'm on Archive Of Our Own.

So............. that means less Wattpad.

Don't worry, I won't leave forever. I won't pull a @theultimaterant. My @ is NormalIsForBoringPeople if you wanna check it out. I've only got three books on it, one of them being The Rainbow Connection...©

🍻 Cheers

Peace Off my Mini Marshminions!)