Destiel One Shots

Hey

So I am extremely flucking blocked and I'm annoyed by that. 😑 why u do dis brain

So I just wanted to check in and say hey. So hey. And oH MY FUCKING GOD MISHA 😫

That's literally the worst thing to ever happen in this entire planet. I mean... it's Misha goddammit. 😣 wHY GOD WHY

And for those of you following me on Instagram, I thoroughly apologize for my disgusting acne face 😖 also my constantly changing profile picture bc I can't take a selfie to save my life 😋

So I'm working on part two of that YouTube AU and I've got like two paragraphs. Yay. Such progress many wow.

Anyway I've been feeling better. Just a few manic episodes every now and then, but other than that, everything's peachy keen 😊 well besides school which is just a bUMMER 😞

And y'know what, more confessions.

I live a double Wattpad life.

Yeah, don't ask me why, I don't even know anymore. My other account is called i_married_a_dalek which was my first account, and I think I made this one because I had tOO MANY FLUCKING BOOKS MAN (also I made a second one but that flew out the window for some reason, having like two books that I cringe at a little. Again, idek.)

So yeah you can follow me.2 (or 1 I guess) if you want, but there's no destiel, cuz back then I didn't ship so it's all very platonic. There's plenty of SuperWhoLock tho.

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY

TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

HE SAID SON WHEN YOU GROW UP

WOULD YOU BE THE SAVIOR OF THE BROKEN

THE BEATEN AND THE DAMNED

HE SAID WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM

YOUR DEMONS AND ALL THE NONBELIEVERS

THE PLANS THAT THEY HAVE MADE

BECAUSE ONE DAY ILL LEAVE YOU

A PHANTOM TO LEAD YOU IN THE SUMMER

TO JOIN THE BLACK PARADE

*ahem* I for some reason had to let that out. Not sure where that- *AWESOME GUITAR* WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY- I'll stop now.

I'm just consistently bored at this point. This book has turned into destiel one shots + confession station- oH MY GOD P!ATD FOLKIN AROUND JUST CAME ON YESS

gOD DAMN ADHD

Dude I'm craving sushi so bad why 🍣

RAAANDOM

This is literally me when I'm bored irl. Only irl I'm a bit more annoying. Like I'll keep poking you or playing with your hair or something. Especially if you have fabulous hair. I know a lot of fabhair people.

I have heads up on my iPhone 6 and I'm gonna play it on YouTube with either Charlie (Dayna in case you forgot) or Nat I'm not sure. Maybe both. I'm gonna play heads up, fnaf 4, and a game called walking pet (which is a lot like qwop but with pets)

WE'LL CARRY ON (my wayward son)

WE'LL CARRY ON (my wayward son)

AND THOUGH YOURE DEAD AND GONE BELIEVE ME

YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON (my wayward son)

WE'LL CARRY ON

AND IN MY HEART I CANT CONTAIN IT

THE ANTHEM WONT EXPLAIN IT

Dude I will update with things like this frequently so you better get used to it now. You poor Marshminions.

Dude how have I written over 550 words already? 😐 wow

DAMMIT MCR (jk you bae)

(Other times) I feel like I should go. But at the same time I'm super bored without you.

So I'm thinking of getting my tongue pierced. I wanted snake bites but my mom was like nO and I was like 😑 bish

But IDK MAN

oVER 600 NOW YEEZUS

What was I even talking about to begin with? Who flucking knows. I've been having weird dreams lately- sHIT TEENAGERS MCR

TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

THEY COULD CARE LESS AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED

SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES OR STRIKE A VIOLENT POSE

MAYBE THEYLL LEAVE YOU ALONE BUT NOT ME

Dude what was I even- oH YEAH

Weird dreams. One night I was on the TARDIS with the tenth doctor and I think we got into a fight for some reason, and we stopped talking for a while and I mean wE COULD NOT LOOK AT EACH OTHER WITHOUT CRYING AND I WAS SAD CUZ I WAS JUST LIKE "but I wuv you" and I eventually started wandering around the TARDIS and I found a whole labyrinth of different rooms and I have yet to remember what the hell they were.

And last night, my mom and dad got possessed by some weird monsters (I don't think they were demons, but it was something) and they killed my fUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD SISTER and I don't really remember how we got my parents de-possessed but we did an there was a funeral for my sister with all of her favorite things like cupcakes and fish and FUCK I WILL CRY GODDAMMIT

But that's what I get for going to bed in the middle of a manic episode 😣

850 NOW WTH

So on my other account, there's a particular book that you should read, Demarcus Bleeds. I entered it in the Wattys (which I seem to be oBSESSED WITH AS OF LATE) and it's about a torturer named Demarcus Cassel who... tortures people. And his latest victim is Karisa Sallee, who will be special for some reason. I really didn't think the plot through very well did I?

I can't think of anything else. Srsly how are you guys? I think I asked that but tbh I said a lot of things and there's no keeping track 😂

So how are your dreams doing? Good? Good. Maybegoodwillbeouralways. I mean what?

Now my life's mission is to reach 1000 words by the time I finish this. And that will be really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really difficult- oMG I DID IT! 🎉

Okay i swear if I don't leave now I will end up talking about my way too personal life and it'll just get weird so bYE!!!!

Peace Off my Mini Marshminions!