Sam did a bad, bad thing. He decided to get Cas an iPhone 5S. The reason this was a bad, bad thing?
It was a used iPhone.
With Flappy Bird.
The boys always found Cas with it, trying to beat the previous owner's high score. It was like a hundred and seventy.
"How is this possible?!" Cas screamed at the phone.
"Cas, maybe you should take a break." Dean began softly one night.
"No! Then the bird will win, Dean!" He grabbed Dean by the collar of his shirt. "The. Bird. Will. Fucking. Win."
"Cas, now you're just scaring me. Gimme the phone." He held his hand out for the poisonous piece of technology.
"Never." He hissed, the bags under his eyes easily visible.
"Cas, this isn't healthy."
"Neither is defeat."
"Cas, you're crazy."
"I AM AN ANGEL OF THE LORD, DEAN! I HAVE DEFEATED ARCHANGELS, LEVIATHAN, EVEN THE DAMN APOCALYPSE! IF I CAN'T DEFEAT THE STUPID GREEN POLES, THEN WHO. AM. I?!"
Dean took the opportunity to grab the phone from his white-knuckled hand without a struggle.
"Thank you." He smiled sarcastically.
"Give it back!" He tried to grab it back, but Dean held his arm up so Cas couldn't reach it.
"You can have it back when you're not crazy."
"Dean, now you're just being a child! You know I'm vertically challenged compared to you!"
"I'm deleting Flappy Bird right friggin now."
"NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU BASTARD! GIVE IT BACK TO ME!" He practically tried to climb up Dean's arm to get the phone back.
"I'm sorry, Cas, them's the rules."
Suddenly, Cas stopped and pressed his lips against Dean's. Dean's eyes widened in surprise, but he kissed him back.
He had been holding back his feelings for so long, he wasn't even sure what to do anymore. And now Cas has made the first move. Quite unexpectedly.
That's when he realized he accidentally let his guard down. His arm hung loosely by his side. The perfect way for Cas to get the phone back.
He grabbed it and smiled mischievously. "You'll never find me, assbutt!" And he ran away.
(A/N: ALMOST TEEEEEEN THOUSAAAAAAND REEEEAAAADS NOW!!!! XD WE'RE GETTING THERE, MY LITTLE (INSERT READERS' NICKNAME HERE)!!!! I've actually come up with a nickname for you, but I was sleep deprived at the time. Maybe you've read that stuff, I dunno. I came up with Mini Marshminions, but that sounds stupid, and I don't wanna make you sound stupid. Okay, bye. And the next one shot will be in celebration of TEEEEEEN THOUSAAAAAAAND REEEEEAAAADS!!!! XD XD)
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Destiel One Shots
FanfictionBe warned, there are many stories here that you may question. A lot. Don't judge me too harshly, I'm always cringing as it is. For the most part it's cute, but....
