He Thinks He's the Best - J.H

Chapter 34

Jaden pov

She cut my rambling off by connecting her lips to mine. It took me second to realise what was going on, but once I did, I immediately kissed her back. My hands went to her hips as I pulled her body flush to mine. She put her hands on both my cheeks as she pulled away.

"You really need to shut up." She giggled as she looked up at me. I laughed back and rested my head against hers.

"Are you keeping it?" I asked as I looked into her eyes. She hesitated for a second, thinking it over before sighing.

"I don't expect you to stay around if you don't want to." She said to me, making me confused.

"Why would I leave?" I asked.

"Because you already have a kid, who is young and needs a lot more help than most kids her age. Having another could jeopardise that." She explained.

"That's not your decision to make. You don't need to worry about me leaving, because this is my mistake. If you're keeping it, I want to be there to help. And don't worry about Leela, she's for me to deal with, not you." I said wrapped my arms around her.

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Roxy pov

"You know, when I said someday, I didn't think I'd be meaning literally no less than four hours later." He chuckled as he put a dumpling in his mouth.

"Swallow your fucking food." I groaned while laughing.

We decided that after our little moment earlier, he was too lazy to drive back to his place, and with Leela staying at his moms, he would just stay here.

"Oh shut up." He laughed as he stood up to get another bottle of water for us, his bones cracking yet again as he did.

"Oh my god. Are you okay? Like seriously, is it not the least bit concerning to you that you sound like you're made of dry pasta?" I laughed as he shrugged.

"The only person who seems to have a problem with it is you. But does your body not do that? Mine has done it since I was little." He mentioned as he sat down.

"That's a sign that you didn't get enough calcium as a kid, did you drink milk daily?" I asked as he shook his head.

"I was lactose intolerant, I mean I still am, I just don't give a crap and it's not that bad so welp." He laughed as I looked at him mortified.

"Did you just say welp? Jesus Christ I am rethinking so many decisions right now." I laughed.

"You're just mad I'm younger than you." He dismissed.

"You're 23." I joked.

"And you're 25, you old woman. You delivered my baby at 21, and I was 19." He argued back.

"It's literally a two year difference, get over yourself." I said as I stood up to take the containers to the trash. I then decided that I needed the toilet and made my way there.

"Where are you going?" His voice travelled from the living room.

"For a wee. Is that alright, or do you want to hold my hand?" I asked sarcastically.

"Oh, you're playing a dangerous game asking that question. I simply don't care." He warned as he leant forward, resting his elbows on knees. I rolled my eyes and walked away from him, hearing him laugh lowly to himself.

After I finished my business, I walked to my closet and changed into comfier clothes, not wanting to be uncomfortable in my jeans anymore. After changing and tying my hair up into a messy ponytail, I walked back out to see Jaden being bombarded by the puppies that aren't so small anymore.

"Are you okay?" I laughed as he looked up from trying to stop Pepsi from licking his face.

"Can you maybe like help?" He struggled. I laughed and clicked my fingers by my side. Both puppies retreated away from his body and went to do their own thing. "What the fuck?" He said.

"They love their mama." I laughed.

"Why'd you change?" He asked, noticing the difference in my attire.

"Trust me, if you walked around with your boobs compressed for the whole day, you'll want to take your bra off too as soon as you get the chance." I laughed as I walked over to the sofa.

I was going to take a seat next to him, but he had other plans. He pulled me to sit on his lap, and placed his hands on my hips, under the hoodie I was wearing, causing me to squirm a little due to his hands being quite cold.

"Are my hands cold?" He laughed.

"Just a little." I answered back as I leant back against his chest.

"Good, you can warm them up then." He whispered as he moved his hands to cup my boobs. I flinched my chest back because his hands were still cold. "These are very warm." He laughed.

"What do you expect? It's pretty much just a bunch of fat. Fat stored heat, same way people's inner thighs are also extremely warm. And I swear to fucking god if you test that theory with your buttfuck freezing hands I will break them." I laughed, already knowing what he was thinking.

"Why do you always have to go all doctor on me?" He whined. "You're off duty, keep your doctor knowledge to yourself." He chuckled as he kissed my cheek.

"Okay fine." I sighed dramatically as I leant my head against his shoulder.

He laughed as he rested his head on mine, watching whatever was on the tv at this point, while I watched the very interesting show that was playing on the inside of my eyelids.

"You tired hmm?" He whispered into my ear as he saw me cuddled against him.

"Mhm." I mumbled against his shoulder.

"Go to sleep then." He whispered back.

"That was the plan, until you started talking to me." I laughed lowly as he did too. I felt him leave a kiss on the side of my head, before I fell asleep.