He Thinks He's the Best - J.H

Bonus Chapter 1

(Jordan-2//Leela-6)

Roxy pov

"Oh my god, Jaden." I laughed as I watched him almost fall when he stood up.

The girls were staying with Amber and Craig tonight so Jaden invited Josh, Cooper and Bryce to come over. Them also bringing Sabrina and Nessa over. He got very drunk. Along with Bryce, Cooper and Nessa. Josh, Sabrina and I all stayed sober.

Bryce was going to stay over tonight in the guest bedroom, mainly because he was almost paralytic. I helped Josh get him upstairs and laid him down on the bed. I made sure he was on his side so if he threw up, he wouldn't choke in his sleep.

When we went back downstairs, Sabrina and Cooper were getting ready to leave. Josh also got Nessa because he also wanted to go home. I decided to leave Jaden on the sofa while I walked them to the door.

"Bye guys. Text me when you get home." I said as I hugged them all at the door.

"We will." Cooper slurred as he hung off of Sab.

"I was talking to the sober ones, but thanks for the reassurance Coop." I laughed.

I watched as they got into their respected cars and drove off. I waved to them as they got to the gate, and shut the door after the gate had shut.

I walked back into the house after shutting and locking the door to see Jaden in the same position on the sofa. He looked over at me and almost jumped.

"Who are you?" He slurred as he tried to stand up.

"You know who I am." I laughed as I walked over to him.

"Are you my booty call?" He asked as he leant on me.

"No I'm not Jaden." I said as I helped him walk over to the stairs.

He was very silent on the way up. He didn't even mumble anything. I took him into our room and sat him on the bed. He needed to shower so he could sober up a little bit. I walked into the bathroom and turned the water on so it could heat up.

"You know you're very pretty." He said breaking the silence. I jumped because I didn't expect him to be stood at the doorframe.

"Thank you." I laughed.

He pushed off the doorframe, holding himself still for a second before he walked over to me. He made me look up at him as he kissed me. I kissed back, tasting the alcohol on his lips, before he pushed me back slightly.

"What the fuck did I just do?" He said as he ran his hands through his hair.

"What are you talking about now?" I laughed slightly.

"I just cheated on my wife with you. She's gonna hate me, and take away my girls. And then I'll be all alone." He ranted as his voice broke slightly.

"Jaden. I am your wife." I laughed as he looked at me.

"No you're not. My wife is prettier than you." He argued, making me laugh even more.

"Yes I am. Look." I said holding my ring finger against his to show him the matching bands. "And if that's not enough for you, look here." I said.

I pulled the sleeve of my shirt up to reveal the words LEELA and JORDAN written with their birthdays underneath going up my forearm. Along with the name HOSSLER written across my wrist with the date of our wedding underneath.

"You are my wife." He said happily as he picked me up and spun me around. "My wife is pretty." He cheered.

"Woah, careful. Come on, we need to get you in the shower so you can get a little more sober." I said as I pointed to the shower.

"Okay." He shrugged as he walked to the shower before I pulled him back. "Wha-"

"You need to take your clothes off." I said as he smirked at me.

"I see what you're doing." He said as he started to take off the clothes he was wearing.

I picked up his clothes as he walked into the shower. When I walked back into the bathroom, he was sat on the floor playing with the water.

"No, you need to wash you smell like alcohol." I said as he jumped.

"Can you help me?" He asked as he stuck his bottom lip out.

"Seriously?" I asked as he nodded, not moving his lip. "Oh my god. Fine." I groaned.

I quickly walked away from the shower door and took my shirt and pants off. I left my bra and thong on because I needed him to actually shower and I already know he's going to try and start something if I was naked.

I walked back over to the shower and walked in. I held my hands out for him to grab so I could pull him up. He already seemed to have sobered up a little, but he still smelled of alcohol.

"Nooo, you were supposed to come back with no clothes on. What the fuck is this?" He whined as he pung the strap of my bra against my skin.

"Oh get over yourself, I'm here to help you wash, nothing else." I said as I grabbed the shampoo bottle and ran shampoo through his hair.

"But I just wanna hold you and squish you." He sulked.

"Awh, you poor baby. Maybe another day." I said as I scratched the shampoo into his scalp.

"But I want it now." He stated.

"Jaden, you're drunk."

"No I'm not, I'm sober." He argued.

"Yeah sure. Come on, you need to wash your body. You smell." I said as I handed him the sponge with soap on it.

"You do it." He demanded.

"Excuse me?"

"Please?" He asked as he let out an innocent smile.

"For fuck sake, fine." I groaned as I took the sponge and started to wash his body. "There you go, you're done. Now get the fuck out and go and get dressed." I said as I turned the water off and handed him a towel.

He wrapped the towel around his waist and stumbled his way to the bedroom. I quickly turned back and rinsed the soap off of the shower walls before I grabbed a towel and dried my body also. I walked out of the bathroom to see Jaden laying on the bed still in the towel.

"Come on Jaden, work with me here." I groaned as I walked into the closet to get his clothes.

"My head hurts." He whined as I walked back out.

"Gee, I wonder why." I mumbled as I pulled his boxers and sweatpants up his legs. "Now lay down and go to sleep." I said as I pulled him to sit up slightly.

"My head still hurts."

"Yes I know your head hurts, but you can't take anything until tomorrow morning." I said as I pushed him to lay down.

"Why not?"

"Oh sweet mother of Jesus." I whispered under my breath, trying to hold my nerve. "Because you still have a lot of alcohol in your system. You shouldn't take medication with alcohol because it will fuck up a lot of things for you. There will be a pill on the side for you when you wake up, but for now you have to go to sleep." I explained as he sighed.

"Fine, Goodnight." He mumbled as he shut his eyes.

"Goodnight baby." I said as I kissed his head.

I quickly walked downstairs after putting a robe on. I quickly moved all of the empty beer and wine bottles to the kitchen. I cleaned down the coffee table, it being sticky from a few vodka shots being spilled and sorted out all the lights that were still left on. I fed the dogs before making my way back upstairs to change into one of Jaden's shirts and falling asleep after putting a pot of paracetamol and a water bottle on Jaden's table.

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A/N - I felt like being nice 😚😚