He Thinks He's the Best - J.H

Chapter 85

Roxy pov

I woke up around nine o'clock. We didn't have to leave the hotel room until five in the afternoon, so we weren't really rushing. I woke up to a loud knock on the door.

"Room service." A voice called through.

"Fuck." I whispered to myself.

I managed to get myself out from under Jaden and slightly limped over to our suitcase. I quickly pulled a pair of shorts and underwear up my legs and put on one of Jaden's hoodies. I then walked over to the door to politely ask them to fuck off. However when I opened the door, that was not the case. She just walked straight in.

"Sorry Madame, we won't be long." She said as she pushed her trolley in further.

"Oh no, that won't be necessary." I said as I stood in front of her, not really wanting her here while Jaden is still asleep.

"Oh it will be fine, just give us a few minutes." I sighed knowing I wasn't going to win this one.

I walked over to the bed and sat down on it. I quickly leaned over and picked up the old pair of underwear from yesterday and hid it under Jaden's body, the chances of him moving being slim to none.

I watched her clean over the room and waited for her to finish. I did have to try and explain to her that although my dress was in a bag, it wasn't for her to launder. I finally thought she was going to leave when I hung the dress back up, but when I walked out, she was trying to take the covers off of Jaden so she could change them.

"I think you can change the covers once we've left ma'am." I said, making her jump back.

"It will only be a minute if I do it now." She tried to reason as she went back to touch the covers.

"Okay, I don't think you quite understand. I wasn't asking you to leave the covers, I was telling you to leave the covers. My husband is very clearly still sleeping and it is extremely invasive not to mention insensitive for you to come and take those while he's sleeping. Now I am asking you in the nicest possible way I can, please leave, and you can come back to take the covers when we've checked out." I said as I felt my fists clench.

"Well you're being a bit rude don't you think. I am just trying to do my job." She nervously laughed.

She knew he was naked. When she first came in a corner of the covers was lifted and you could clearly see his very bare hip bone before I moved them. She is actively trying to get the covers off his body.

"Okay, I'm done being nice. Go the fuck away. You're lucky I even let you in here in the first place, and now you are being disrespectful of our privacy. Put the fucking covers down and leave this room." I said as I pointed to the door.

"I can have you done for verbal assault." She said as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Go right ahead. The man you just tried to sexually harass is a police officer. I'd like to see you fucking try my dear." I said as I smiled at her sarcastically.

Her face dropped and she scoffed.

"He's not a police officer." She crossed her arms over her chest.

I groaned and walked over to his wallet. He always has his badge with it.

"Oh, we'll would you fucking look at that. I'm sorry, but what does that say?" I asked sarcastically as I pointed to the badge that was very clearly a police badge. "Detective Jaden Hossler. Now get the fuck out of this room and go and clean some other rooms. And your boss will be hearing about this, Linda." I said as I read the tag on her shirt.

She scoffed and walked out with her trolley. I inhaled deeply as I put the badge back down and walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I was tempted to spit on the mirror, but quickly realised before I did it that the chances of Linda cleaning this room are quite low.

When I walked back out, Jaden's head moved so instead of him facing the window, he was facing the bathroom. He opened his eyes and jumped slightly when he saw me stood there.

"Why the fuck are you awake? We didn't go to sleep till like two." He groaned as he rubbed his eyes.

"You've got almost eight hours of sleep, shut your bitch ass up." I laughed as I walked over and laid across his back causing him to groan.

"Can you tell me why I'm laying on your underwear?" He asked in a tired voice.

"How could you tell?" I asked, not answering his question.

"I can feel the lace against my skin and it's really fucking uncomfortable." He stated.

"I know right, they are really uncomfortable. But they're hot, so it's worth it." I shrugged as he laughed slightly.

"As much as I agree with that statement, it still doesn't answer my question."

"Oh, well that's because room service decided to come along even when I specifically asked her to do it when we leave and she didn't really need to know what we were doing." I shrugged.

"Okay. Hey, can you get up? I need to pee." He asked.

I rolled my eyes and sighed dramatically as I stood up. I stood over him for a minute as he looked up at me confused. I smirked at him and slapped his ass hard causing him to let out a high pitched yelp. I fell to the floor laughing as he got out of the bed and walked to the bathroom, grumbling along the way and shutting the door when he got there.

I was still slightly laughing when he walked out. He walked straight past me over to the suitcase. He put his underwear and sweatpants on before realising I had his hoodie.

"Gimme." He said as he pointed to the hoodie.

I groaned as I stood up and took it off, throwing it at him. I walked over to the suitcase and grabbed out the hoodie that I brought which is one of his anyway.

"Wait, if I brought one of your hoodies for me, then why the fuck did you need to take the one off my body?" I asked as I pulled it over my head.

"Because this one would be warmer and I was cold." He answered straight away without even thinking about it.

"So I get to be cold while you're nice and warm? I even let you sleep through the fucking room service lady and this is how you repay me? I could've woken you up, but I didn't." I said as he just nodded at me.