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Phil: Tommy why are you drawing a pentagram on the floor?
Tommy: You asked me to satanize the house.
Phil: No, I said SANITIZE.
Tommy: Oh. Hope your ok with a demon walking around the house then.
Phil: a fucking W H A T.
Bad: Language.
Phil, Wilbur, Techno: ScReEcHiNg nOiSeS
Tubbo: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Techno: That's... Not a lot of inches.
Phil: Anyone d-
Tommy: Depressed?
Tubbo: Dumb?
Ranboo: Drained?
Wilbur: Demented?
Techno: Disliked?
Phil: Done with their homework... What's wrong with you five...
Wilbur: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Tommy: The COW???
Techno: Tommy, W H Y
Tommy: I was arrested for being too awesome.
Techno: Charges dropped due to lack of evidence.
Wilbur: I impulsively fucked a salmon and now have a baby boy, what do I name him?
Techno: b r u h
Phil: WHAT???
Tommy: Fundy.
Dream: What do you call breaking L'Manburg laws?
Tommy: A hobby.
Dream:
Tommy:
Dream:
Tommy: That I do not take a part of.
Techno: What happens when I press on the brakes and gas at the same time?
Tommy: The car takes a screenshot.
Wilbur: Okay, get O U T.
Phil: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Wilbur, turning to Tommy: How tall are you?
Techno: I'm a reverse necromancer.
Phil: Isn't that just killing people?
Techno: Technically.
Bad: Why does everyone argue about being top or bottom? I'd be glad to have a bunk bed at all!
Dream:
George:
Karl:
Quackity:
Sapnap: Imma tell him
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Tommyinnit oneshots (mostly angst)
FanfictionJust some oneshots of tommy TW swearing, suicide, death, neglect, angst, swearing, abuse, abandonment, war, blood, gore, manipulation, running away, mentions of smut, child neglect, child abandonment, about like everything: i no longer lik...
