Tommyinnit oneshots (mostly angst)

Spiderman PROMPT

Ethereality on Ao3 requested this on a prompts book for tomboo so here it is but switched up a bit dont worry still tomboo u 2 ive written much too much angst do i need to give the people some fluffyness

Spiderboo is live! 

The notification spread through 10k people's phones, computers, iPads, and devices. They clicked or tapped on the notification, going to Twitch.tv. They eagerly awaited the friendly neighbourhood superhero to start stream, watching the GIF of the black-and-white spider dance across their screens. Elsewhere, on the top of an apartment building, two teenagers talked.

"But Ran! What if they hate you for being- you know." Tommy mumbled, looking down. Ranboo looked at Tommy.

"My whole chat is gay, Toms. It'll be fiiiiiiine." Ranboo assured, ready to turn on the camera. He was in his spider suit, mask down."Ready to stream our date?" 

"Yeah. Ready." Tommy said, pressing a gentle kiss to Ranboo's lips before pulling the mask up. Blue eyes met grey. Ranboo turned on the camera. 

"Hi chat! We are here, on the top of a building in uptown New York!" Ranboo said to his phone. 

Spyderb00: title of stream?

BrownB3ar: tf do u mean 'date'

SWEETminnie: U HAVE A DATE DID U SAY BOO

lameREGINA: is it Tubbo that ur on a date with?

IcarusLOVESbloodg0d: TELL US WHO THE  GUY IS

Ranboo chuckled as he looked at chat.

"Yes chat, there is a reason I named the stream 'TAKING A CUTE BOY OUT ON A SPIDER-DATE'. Meet Tommy." Ranboo said, turning the camera to the blond. 

"HELLO CHAT. I AM BIG MAN TOMMYINNIT, THE CHARISMATIC, AMAZING, POGGERS, COURAGEOUS, ATHLETIC, HANDSOME, TALENTED, HOT GUY BOO IS TAKING ON A DATE." Tommy grinned at the phone. Chat whizzed by faster. "Chat I actually have no idea what we're doing."

Ranboo smiled. He gestured for Tommy to hug him, which Tommy did. Ranboo knew his boyfriend wrapped his arms around Ranboo's neck when hugging, so when Tommy did, Ranboo looked directly at the camera. "Hold on tight, Tommy."

And he jumped off the fucking building.

Like the big man Tommy is, he did what all big men would do in his situation.

Scream like a girl.

Tommy wrapped his legs around Ranboo's waist and kept hugging his neck. Ranboo laughed as he shot a web onto a building to keep them in the air. He switched the phone camera to the camera on his hood, putting the phone in his pocket before shooting another web from his opposite hand to a building further away. 

"Boo! Boo! BOO!" Tommy screamed, closing his eyes. Ranboo laughed and whooped, going down streets and waving to the random person who was watching stream that looked up. 

"Chat, have we ever told you how we met?" Ranboo asked over Tommy's screeches. "Tubbo introduced us! I ran into Tubbo in a cafe, and we became friends! Tubbo brought me to his apartment to meet his best friend and roommate, who had the prettiest blue eyes and the shiniest blond hair."

"Fuck you Boob Boy. Fuck all your Boobers too!" Tommy shouted. Ranboo laughed.

"Did you know that he confessed first, but I was the one to kiss him? He was too scared." Ranboo told the 150k people watching them swing through New York.