Tommyinnit oneshots (mostly angst)

December 12

Read the transinnit book that the person this shot is 

And pls if u havent watched marvel dont read

Tommy was watching.

"Agent Innit coming in." Tommy said into his earpiece. 

"Tommy for the last time we don't really use that." Tubbo said, laughing through the earpiece.

"I know, but it sounds cool." Tommy whined in a whisper. Wilbur laughed through the call.

"Children, shut up and keep your eyes open." Wilbur said, voice ringing in Tommy's left ear. 

"I am keeping my eyes open, they're so open that they can see the whole fucking ass sun." Tommy retorted, glancing around. "Target is still talking."

"Same here, kings. Techno?" 

"Hullo?"

"Yep. He's still here."

"Boob boy ready with escape?"

"Here and ready, please stop calling me that."

"Yeah Tommy, just because he's my new partner doesn't mean you have to bully him."

"But what if he replaces me?"

"He won't Tommy, nobody can think with you screaming."

"When should we make our move?"

"Maybe, Tubbo, when our target stops making out?"

"Good idea, Wil."

Tommy lifted his hand a little to adjust his mask. After all, who wouldn't wear a mask to a masquerade ball? Especially when you have to be undercover for a top secret spy mission for an 084.

Their target was a young man, early twenties, mouse brown hair, purple and aquamarine eyes, purple suit, violet and sea green sleeves, black pants. The man he was making out with wasn't at all like him. 

The man was fucking naked.

Naked with green boxers and a red masquerade mask.

"Boys, please, I think he's almost done his intimacy. Get closer. Tommy, get our target in private. We confront him there."

"Yes Phil."

"On my way."

"Right away, Philza Minecraft, superior to any other S.H.I.E.L.D. agent to have ever lived."

Many groans. 

By then the target, Karl Jacobs, had moved on to another man as the naked one skipped away. The new chap had a white mask that covered half his face, brown hair, navy blue eyes, white dress shirt, and blue overalls. Jacobs started to make out with the guy.

"Bruh he was just eating off that naked person's face-"

"Fucking cheat!"

"What the fu-"

"Oh so he's a cheater too-"

"I'm too young to be seeing this shit!"

"Let's not focus on him cheating, mates. We need to focus on our target." Phil reminded them.

"Right, right, what was it?" Tommy asked.

"Tommy, an 084 literally means an object of unknown origin." Wilbur said sarcastically. "It's in the handbook, oh right, you can't fucking read."

"Well, Wilbur, in the exact same handbook, it states if it's an undercover mission one must blend in." Tommy reminded snarkily, looking across the ballroom to see Wilbur in his overdecorated mask.