Jibber Jabber with the Bladers

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In which we see miscellaneous bits about the Bladers of Beyblade Burst S1-Evolution (plus Hyde and Phi), maybe goofy, maybe not. (Sable Eye is my avatar. Still having difficulty with writing for BeyBurst, but I got a few ideas that won't leave me alone.)

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Reactions to BBIEAL?

Game: "Welcome to Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning! That's meee!"

Valt:

Valt: "WHEEZE THAT VOICE. I LOVE THAT VOICE."

Ken, giggling: "He sounds so goofy, it makes me think of a cartoon protagonist who asks the audience questions and then stares at the camera for a whole awkward minute."

Valt: "Oh, same!"

Daigo: "He looks so weird..."

Wakiya: "His fashion sense is horrible."

Baldi: "Oh, hi!" -Waves, and his elbow bends unnaturally- "Welcome to my schoolhooouse!"

All:

Valt: "He's great. He's really great. :D"

Rantaro: "DID ANYONE ELSE SEE HIS ARM?"

Daigo: "Honestly, whatever that was, it was a mood."

Wakiya: "What kIND OF FORSAKEN MOOD-"

-As they draw closer to Baldi...-

Shu: "Ooo, you are horrifying."

Rantaro: "His eyes have no soul??"

Daigo: "I think I'm starting to like-"

-They go through Baldi-

Wakiya: "Hhhhckhh-"

Shu, bristling: "Eeee I'm sorry I'm so sorry Mister Baldi!"

Ken: "I mean, it's not so surprising? Sometimes you clip through things in games."

Valt: "Well, let's get some "noteboos!"

Baldi: "It's time for everybody's favorite subject, maaath! Answer the three questions correctly, and you may get something specialll."

Ken, wheezing: "His mouth- I can't breathe!"

Rantaro: "WHAT IS THIS GAME?"

Baldi: "Problem one: three - plus - four, equaaals?..."

Baldi:

Valt: "He is the wait-in-silence type of guy!"

Shu: "Thanks, I hate it!!"

Daigo: "Seven."

Baldi: "That's right! Grrreat jooob! Problem two: five - minus - six, equaaals?..."

Daigo: "Negative one."

Wakiya: "This is pretty easy."

Shu: "I hope it stays that way."

Baldi: "Aha, you got it! Problem three: one - plus - three, equaals?..."

Daigo: "Four."

Baldi: "You're doing fantastiiic!"

Daigo: "WOW! YOU EXIST!"

Wakiya: "Wow. What a vague compliment."

Shu: "Me when I'm trying to be nice to Lui."

Valt: "WHEEZE-"

Baldi, outside of the classroom, muffled: "You did great! Come here and get your prize- a shiny quarter!"

Valt: "Oh, sweet! :D"

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