Beyblade Burst Adventures

Snake Pit Shenanigans

In which we get to see more miscellanious shenanigans revolving around the beloved Masked Bladers and their governor. (As always, please don't answer these with your own OCs. It's not what the story is for. Daniel/Sable Eye is my avatar, Amethyst Eye is Lui.)

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Working an office job? All of them in the same office, of course.

Ashtem: Literally half of his work in the Raging Bulls and the Snake Pit is office work, so he's fine with this. The only thing that he has trouble adjusting to is not being in charge.

Silver Eye: He's naturally a very organized and collected person, so he adapts to the environment quickly. The only times he loses his composure is dealing with pesky coworkers who make a game of bugging him or Gold Eye.

Gray Eye: He's just as competent and courteous an employee as Silver Eye- moreso thanks to his calm temperament. He's the kind of guy who gets all paperwork done within fifteen minutes of it being handed to him, he spends his breaks doing yoga, and he brings homemade lunches.

Red Eye: What kind of office hires an eleven-year-old?? Apparently this one. He's an excellent, dedicated hard-worker, way past the point of being a workaholic. The boss takes full advantage of his refusal to rest and has him pick up his coworkers' slack.

Violet Eye: He works as the office cheerleader, in charge of keeping morale and the mood up, as well as planning parties to celebrate milestones and commend hard work. He doesn't do any other work aside from that, and instead during the day he'll pad around the office and occasionally surprise anyone who's stressed out with a massage. Red Eye is the only Snake Pit Blader who actually lets him.

Azure Eye: He's hired to be the secretary and loves it immensely, mostly because all he has to do is redirect calls and take messages. He has a little bowl of doggie treats out, presumably for people to have as a snack, and pictures of his kids, Vin and Azzy.

Black Eye: Takes full advantage of having a crystal ball to make his job easier. If he ever needs to calculate sales' profits or projections or whatever, he whips out his crystal ball and just looks up the answer. He'll do the same for the other Snake Pit Bladers, but usually on the condition that they have to help him with spell stuff after work.

Sable Eye: He does the work without any vocal complaint and he does his best, but without clear instructions he tends to get confused and mess some things up. He frequently has to go to Ashtem or Gray Eye for help. Answering calls makes him mad anxious to the point of trembling, and he soon takes to bribing Azure Eye so he doesn't have to.

Amethyst Eye: He'll do the work, but he hates it and complains every chance he gets, much to Ashtem's chagrin. He's actively trying to get fired, purposely marking paperwork wrong and messing up as many lamination jobs he can, as well as being his normal bitchy self when answering calls. Unfortunately, it doesn't work- his mess-ups are blamed on Sable Eye and when callers complain to the higher-ups they're dismissed as being Karens.

Gold Eye: He's also trying his hardest to get fired. He hates the work and does the barest minimum possible, which is basically him playing virtual pet games on his work computer and occasionally getting up to hand someone a paper or laminate something. Buuut of course, his efforts are to no avail- all the work he doesn't do gets dumped on Red Eye.

Eventually, they both decide to give up for the sake of Sable Eye's and Red Eye's health.

Yellow Eye: He's the worst of them all, to the surprise of literally no one. He does absolutely no work of any kind and instead spends his workday pestering everyone in the office and playing stupid pranks. The only document he has on his desktop is a compilation of the various reactions he's gotten from his fellow Snake Pit Bladers.