Snake Pit Thaaangs

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In which we see a whole lot of goofing off from our favorite Masked Bladers, plus Ashtem.

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Violet Eye: "I'm constantly trying to give Red Eye 'The Talk', but Ashtem always stops me because 'he's too young to know that'. It's the twenty-first century, Ash, he's gotta learn it. I will tie you up if I have to so I can teach this boy what he needs to know."

Violet Eye: "... He's standing right behind me, isn't he?..."

Ashtem: "Yep."

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Gold Eye: "Once Ashtem goes to bed, that is literally it. You can't wake him up before morning unless it's an emergency, or he will be furious."

-Last time someone woke Ashtem up-

Gold Eye: "Sir, you need to wake up!"

Ashtem: -Growls and sits up, glaring at Gold Eye- "Someone better be dying!"

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Silver Eye: "No one would suspect it, but Ashtem is crazy strong. He can pick up anyone and everyone in the Snake Pit. Even Gray Eye and Gold Eye."

Silver Eye: "But it's rare that he picks up anyone. If they're hurt and can't walk, he will, but that's not a common occurrence either... He will pick you up on request, though."

Violet Eye: "Just don't be weird or stupid about it, because if you are he will drop you without warning. Yeah... I found that out the hard way."

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Red Eye: "Don't tell Ashtem, but... I actually kind of swear a lot. Not when he's around, of course."

Boa: "In other words- don't be like Violet Eye. If you get on Red Eye's nerves too much, he will give you an earful. He likes saying the d-word, and he especially enjoys dropping the f-bomb, second only to the mf-word."

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Gold Eye: "So... Black Eye is kind of weird, sometimes... Not in the typical fashion, but more in a morbid kind. He, um... Well, he talks a lot about spirit boards, possessions and how much he likes the smell of blood."

Silver Eye: "Not even Ashtem can tell if he's joking or not... And we're all too scared to go into Black Eye's room."

Black Eye: -Standing behind them- "As you should be."

Silver Eye and Gold Eye: -Scream fearfully-

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Yellow Eye: "Sometimes us Masked Bladers have this big game night- Cards Against Humanity, Relative Insanity, and Strip Clue. We have a hard time getting Gold Eye to play that last one, though."

Gray Eye: "And Red Eye is so clueless that some of the jokes we make in Cards Against Humanity and Relative Insanity fly right over his head. It's kind of funny."

Yellow Eye: "Ashtem only knows about the card games, though. Don't tell him about Clue-"

Both: "Or we're all dead."

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Azure Eye: "So, here's something I noticed- I have these huskies, right? Cutest things in the world, and they're sweethearts, wouldn't hurt a fly... But Red Eye is terrified of them, and I can't get him to even give them a chance!"

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