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(Younger)Janine:*Sets up her flying fairy doll* Look! It'll fly up in just a second :D *Dolls starts flying but it flies into the fireplace* NOO-
Bobby:Don't you just hate when you're eating at your teacher and she's like, dude you're not getting grades for this and then you stop and you're like, bitch I'm sleep
(4 y/o)Ela: *Sitting on top of a standing up mattress, minding her own business*
(Adult)Xavier:*Pissed*YOU NEED TO STOP PUTTING HER UP THERE! BECAUSE ONE DAY SHE'S JUST GONNA BE LIKE, FUCK IT AND JUMP DOWN THERE AND BUST HER HEAD OPEN!
(Adult)Toman:...
Jason:I got an 87% what'd you'd get-
Wren:*Sobbing, holds up her test score*
Mark:gAtHeR aRoUnD sTudEnTs So We CaN aLl PuT oUr HaNdS iN tHe BlEnDeR
Boris:...Yeah nope-
Gordy:IS THAT A CRAZY JELLYFISH?!
Keef:*Has a blanket over his head* Sting sting, Imma sting you
Tony:So I was walking home from school and look what I saw, a dead rat and some crackers! Let's poke it
Boris:Papa Johns ain't my fucking papa I'll tell you that much, stop trying to make me pizza you're not my fucking dad! Ya fucking weirdo!
Sparkle Cadet:Smile!
Jason:Sweet!
Kit:Sister!
Eliza:Sadistic!
Jp:Surprise!
George and Tony:Service!
Craig:Stop it, get some help
Everyone else:...
Eliza:You wanna talk all that shit in my comments but in real life you don't wanna, bitch what?!
Courtney:Hey there demons, it's me, ya boi
George:YOU READY TO FUCKING DIE?!
Kit:BOI I'M A BAD BITCH YOU CAN'T KILL ME!
(Adult)Mark:Making copies, move I'm gay! *Moves Tabithas papers that she was printing and puts his paper there* (Mark being gay isn't really a canon fact thats just something I thought would be funny to make him say-)
(Adult)Barry:In the office, being gay just has it's perks
Xavier: *Slowly losing his mental sanity* HOW ABOUT WE TURN ON THE RADIO! DO YOU LIKE M OR FIM?!
Kelsey: *Singing* No bros chilling in the hot tube, and it's empty cause they're not there!
Jason: *Typing on his laptop*
Craig:*Sneaks his hand on top of Jasons*
Jason:*Blushes* Oh fuck-
Jason:Hey this is a message to all my bitch ass haters! *On the verge of tears* I'm really sensitive ok! So please stop :(
Tony:Hey, could you imagine if dogs could like, sit on the toilet like a person?
Jason:What the fuck it's like, 4am...
Stacks: *Clicks on I am not a robot option on website*
Secret Keeper: *Plays the song, I am not a robot in the background*
Aggie:Okay that's it, let's fight right now!
Keun Sup:Uh...Craig and Jason!
Aggie:*Tearing up* They're perfect for eachother!
Secret Keeper:Hey did you hear the Mel album
Stacks:Yeah! I lowkey love Mel!
Secret Keeper:It's not lowkey if you say it out loud
Jason:What did you just say?!
Jp:I said break a leg
Jason:I don't wanna break a leg, Imma get the part!
Maya:Hey, I found a coke with your name on it
Xavier:Really?
Maya:*Throws the coke bottle at Xavier*
Xavier: *Looks and sees that the coke bottle says, 'Little dick'* Bitch, what the fuck?!
Roger:*Looks into the couch* Oh sweet my keys! Oh sweet my phone! Oh sweet my wallet! Oh sweet my moms ashes!
Eliza:Sorry I didn't see you there
George:I did, I just didn't say anything
Jason: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Tony: Malcontent, disgruntled, miserable, desolated.
Boris: Smad.
Xavier:This is your opinion *Takes plastic bag and throws at the ceiling fan*
Eliza:Jane just give me my man back!
Jane:What's the password?
Eliza:Stop playing!
Jane:Nope, you wrong!
Maya:We have you're family!
Craig: *your
Maya:You don't understand, were gonna kill them unless you surrender to King Xavier
Craig:*we're
George:Put your hands up and give me your laptop right now!
Tony:This laptop has a virus though!
George:I'll fix it, *Fixes laptop* Bye bye! *Runs off*
(Teen)Craig: *Driving* HEY! Get out of the way, fart face!
Jessica:Yeah, poop breath!
(Teen)Craig:Yeah! *High fives Jessica*
Eliza:Oh my god did you hear about Toman he's been texting another girl!
Jane:*Gets a text message from Toman*...
Eliza:*Strangling Jane* I TRUSTED YOU!!!
George: *Takes a bite from a goldfish*
Jp:The snack that smiles back :)
George: *Gets another one* Ok-
The goldfish:Goldfish!
George:AH!!!
Secret Keeper:911, what's your emergency?
Kelsey:Someone that I know has been killed!
Secret Keeper:Okay, calm down don't wanna panic at the disco
Aaron:You have a beautiful smile
Kelsey:Thank you, you're not that handsome yourself
Aaron:Wow thanks
Omar:I can't do this anymore I'm leaving you!
Maya:Not if I leave you first! *Runs out the door*
Omar:I-...This is your house!
Maya:Yeah, I just killed someone, their blood is still in my trunk-
Xavier: *Recording*
Maya:Dude, are you filming? Ack! Stop!!!
Also Maya: *Putting Omar's body inside her car trunk*
Xavier: *Filming*
Maya:Ah! Xavier stop filming!
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