The stories continue//COTC scenarios

COTC vines Part 4

5/3/22

Xavier: *Holding a water hose*
Cheyenne:Hey, Xavier can I have that so I can spray you with it?
Xavier:No! *Sprays Cheyenne with the water hose*

George:Hello, I'm George and I'm a really good singer *Singing* aM i MoRe ThAn YoU bArGaInEd FoOoOoR?!!!!

Secret Keeper: *Trying to practice CPR but the dummy keeps beeping*
Stacks: *Beatboxing*
Jason: *About to rap* YEAH-

Bobby:If you think my vines are horrible than you're wrong, they are hilarious!

Wolfgang:Motto is, 'If you doo doo on yourself'....And I just live by that...

(Adult)Jason: *Holding Silvia when she was a baby*
(Younger) Gavin: *Throws a slice of cheese on her face*
(Adult)Jason:....

Priest kid: *Singing while looking at himself in a mirror in a bathroom* I need to be the one...
George: *In a stall just listening*
Priest Kid and George: *Singing* To set you free!
Priest kid:...

(Adult)Kenneth:Next!
(Adult)Tony:Hello! *Walks in*
(Adult)Kenneth:Sir, this is a mugshot
(Adult)Tony:A mugshot? I don't even drink coffee!

Tony:Dude, are you on drugs?
Jason:No, I'm on my seat
Boris:I mean he's not wrong
Tony:Okay, have a nice day
Jason:Goodbye

(Adult)Adele: *Laying on the floor covered in alcohol bottles* Drinks are on me tonight
(Adult)Boris: *Gets pissed and storms out the room with two plastic cups taped to his shoulders* Drinks were supposed to be on me tonight!

Barry:The cheese of truth! *Slaps a piece of Swiss cheese on a newspaper* *Reads through the holes* 'Immigrants cause cancer*

Keun Sup:King, I found new land!
Xavier:Really? What did you name it?!
Keun Sup:Newfound land :D
Xavier:...Can y'all execute him?

(Adult)Roger:You got the stuff?
(Adult)Kit:Yeah, but also do you have a rewards plan with us?
(Adult)Roger:...Give me my drugs!

Jp: *Singing to the sky* Tiny baby cloud, I believe in you!

Marie:Go ahead, rub it in I don't even need a boyfriend so *Burps* I'm single and happy and I burp so *Burps*

Eliza:*At a drive thru with the other tea timers* Can I just get one Carmel and vanilla ice cream cone?
Lady at the drive thru:I'm sorry ma'am but our ice cream machine is broken-
Eliza: *Immediately drives off*

Jason:Eliza is so annoying!
Eliza: *Comes in a spilt second* I heard you were talking shit about me :)
Jason:WHAT THE FUCK-

Mark: *Trying to pretend to be a ghost but trips and falls*
Barry:Who's there?!
Mark:No one, fuck off!

(Teen)Jason: *Drives by a church with priests outside of it* I LOVE SUCKING DICK I LOVE SUCKING DICK-

Jane:Every girl has the right to have an attitude!

Hazel:Did you smoke pot again?!
Xavier:...
Hazel:Your life is heading down a dead end road!
Xavier: *Slaps the shit out of her*

(Adult)Wildernessa:Are you giving a sip of your juice to the lizard?
(Younger)Natalie: *Trying to make the lizard drink some of their juice*

Jp: *Laughs manically* Great joke, Craig!
Craig:Thanks...

Marks dad:*Trying to bond with his son* Hey son, did you buy another anime?
Mark:It's called an amibo, dad
Marks dad:...You'll get it next time...

(Adult)Xavier: *On the phone* Well smash his kneecaps or something! I'm at a parent teacher conference! *Hangs up* Okay so anyways, you say Ela is enjoying finger painting...

Marks dad: *Trying to bond with his son again* Hey son! I see you're watching one of your Hentai's
Mark:Dad this is a let's play...
Marks dad:Then what heck is Hentai?

Barry:Remember guys, position control is apart of a healthy diet, so today I will only be eating one pudding cup :)

Davids dad:Hey son, you know Betty Boop was my wifi!
David:It's waifu...
Davids dad:What? No, wifi like wifi I'd like to marry!
David:...

(Teen)Craig: *Runs into his classroom* When I say slavery you say sorry! Slavery!
The whole class:...Sorry?
(Teen)Craig:It's okay :)

Barry:The baby rhinos are the most dangerous so I built this cage- *Sees the rhino escaping* Oh my god-

Jason:Stop, you're under arrest for robbery!
Craig:Ack! What did I steal?!
Jason:My heart...