The stories continue//COTC scenarios

Tea timers talk about jail and dolphins

12/25/21

So the tea timers decided to do little podcast to see why people do them, and it doesn't go well...

Jane:Question for all, would you rather go to jail for a day and a night or spend...a 12 hours with the horse girls

George:Jail

Jane:I read that as it as-

Eliza:Yeah as it's written theres an a there

Jane:Um, being respectful to the writer um....

Also Jane:Listen, I mean the ladder we do...-

George:Jail

Eliza:Yeah, I think, I think if we, okay-

Jane:I'm used to the ladder of this question

Eliza:Okay but, like say it's not a ladder and a foot still, like what kind of jail are we talking. Like do we get our own cell or are we with people?

Jane:You'll probably be with someone. Listen I'd rather spend 12 hours with the horse girls because we dealt with them at the ball and I can get through 12 hours!

Eliza:And we know how to zone them out

George:12 straight hours

Jane:Yes!

Eliza:Wait, so like no breaks?!

Jane:I'm not going to jail!

Eliza:Okay, let me think about this

Jane:There's nothing to think about, I'm not going to jail!

Eliza:What if you just stayed in your cell and like away from people

Jane:Eliza, the horse girls are...Not great, but I'm not going to jail!

Also Jane:I've answered the question-

Eliza:They have salads, they toss salads or something in jail!

Jane:You know what, this conversation is way too much that I don't want to know!

George:That's a different type of salad

Jane:Okay, we are moving on this is too much to handle this morning!

Eliza:Okay-

Jane:*Death glare* ARE YOU KIDDING ME

Eliza:OH MY GOD ARE YOU REALLY?! THIS IS- NO I'M SEGMENT 2!

Jane:Oh so you wanna switch things up now?!

Eliza:Oh my god, you've always been seg-

George:Why do you guys always do this?

Jane:I'm segment- I've always been segment-

Eliza:Yes, we're on segment 2! I read the questions!

Jane:Oh

Eliza:I mean the-

Jane:No

Eliza:Topics-

Jane:No you usually do the last-

George:Jane, you're wrong

Jane:You read out the topics but-

George:Jane, you're wrong

Eliza:Thank you, George

Jane:But I'm introducing it! I introduce it

Eliza:Okay fine! Introduce it! I don't see why you aren't doing it!

Jane:You guys have been criticizing me on this-

Eliza:I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT-

Jane:I've been reading this podcast and-

Eliza:Oh my god, do your job Jane!

Jane: *Offended gasp*

George:....

Jane:That's so watermelon we discussed 5 random topics read off by a stupid bitch and we decide if they are so watermelon or so not watermelon! Read the topic stupid bitch!

Eliza:I can't believe you are talking about yourself in the third person

George:Wow

Eliza:So now you're not reading the topics?

Jane:Whatever!

Eliza:Ok next topic, dolphins. So watermelon or so not watermelon

Jane:I can actually do a really good dolphin impression

Eliza:Oh my god

George:Do it

Jane:Okay I'm not gonna give you guys the pleasure of hearing-

Eliza:No do the dolphin, you just do it for the listeners not us

Jane:No

Eliza:Do the dolphin

Jane:I'll do the dolphin-

Eliza:No George's gonna do the it, do the dolphin impersonation

George: *Sounding careless as fuck* e e

Jane:Oh my god, that...Was that- We're probably gonna give you...

George:I know thank you that was good

Jane: *Trying to sound like a dolphin* EhEhEEEEHHHE

Eliza:...

George:...

Jane:That was mine

George:So if you want a dolphin that's dying

Jane:We'll it's better than one that doesn't give a damn about life!

Eliza:That was your dolphin, that did sound like a dolphin didn't care about life...

Jane:Eliza what about you?

Eliza:okay

George:That was your dolphin

Jane:This is my dolphin trying Elizas biscuits. EHHEEEHEHEHEEEE!!! NO! PLEEASSEEE

Eliza: *Pissed* That was literally one of the rudest things you've ever done in my face

George:That was so good

Jane:It was the dolphin, Eliza!

Eliza:Fine, I'll do a dolphin that's like trying-

Jane:No I don't wanna hear it anymore

George:Okay this is my dolphin-

Jane:We heard yours!

Eliza:Yeah we heard you're done!

George:No, this is my dolphin trying Elizas biscuits

Also George:no

Eliza:I can do a dolphin though!

Jane:I don't wanna hear it

Eliza:Alright here it goes, *Trying super hard to sound like a dolphin* EEEEE EEEE

Jane:....I think she...

George:That sounded like a dolphin that didn't know it was a dolphin

Jane: *Trying not to laugh* Alright, we're moving on you guys

Eliza:You guys are so fucking- Oh my god!