Shit Just Got Real

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Me; *Sitting on couch watching anime*

Jeff; *Sits next to her* Are you seriously watching Manga again?

Me; *Eyes Widen* 0-0 What did you say?

Jeff; Bruh, are you deaf? I said-

Ben; BRUH! *Pops up from behind couch*

Jeff; OH SHIT- WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!

Ben; You CAN'T say stuff like that Bruh! 

Jeff; What even?!

Ben; Watching Manga is not a THING. You READ Manga! You watch ANIME. BRUH.

Jeff; Whale Shit.

Me; *Stands up* I will cut you.

Jeff; 0-0 Bruh, Masha, CHILL the fuck out.

Me; I won't chill the fuck out, even if Jack Frost comes. 

Ben; Damn she means business. 

Jeff; Bad day I'm guessing.

Me; YOU THINK.

Ben; PERI-

Me; DON'T EVEN SAY THAT.

Ben; Becauuussseeeeeee...it is?

Me; YOU WISH. Besides I'm never moody when it's that, I'm just hungry.

Jeff; 0-0 well then.

Me; =_= 

Ben; Oh Mashie~ 

Me; No perverted jokes.

Ben; *Le Gasp* She really IS serious!

Jeff; Ok, Masha, talk to 'Jeff' I know it's not about the manga.

Me; Oh it's about 2/4th of the problem here. 

Jeff; Ok... so whats the other half?

Ben; *Cough*-Period-*Cough* *Cough*

Jeff; Ben dude-

Ben; What I had t-*Gets picked up and tossed into the kitchen*

Jeff; 0-0

Me; Still think you had to say it?

Ben; *Calls from kitchen* DEFINITELY!

Me; =_=# 

Jeff; Ooohhh great now you actually know how I feel when he does that to me. And YOU too.

Me; Shut up or I'll cut you bruh.

Jeff; Look for once I'm actually giving a fuck; What's.Wrong?

Me; Watching Manga.

Jeff; Bruh who gives a fuck-

Me; YOU DIDN'T.

Jeff; I did.

Me; NO.

Jeff; Yes.

Me; NOPE.

Jeff; YUP. 

Me; Bruh you want some of this? *Holds up a fist*

Jeff; No.

Me; COME AT ME BRO!

Jeff; =_= Ok Your Obviously Stalling what the main problem is. Nobody, not even YOU are that serious about anime or manga or whatever the fuck you people get hyped about these days.

Me; That's racist.

Jeff; =-= Bruh shut up you know what I meant.

Me; Yes and that's very animesist.

Jeff; =_=...

Me; ...

Jeff; *Leaves*

Me; Animesist MudderFlubber. You Don't Mess With The Zohan. 


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NOTE; Anime is life especially when Masha's in bad moods. So you might wanna note; Before you diss anime to Masha, make sure she's not in a bad or grumpy mood.

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