The MeatLoaf

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Slender: FOR THE LAST TIME YOU ALL ARE GOING TO EAT THE MEATLOAF!

Sally: Ick. *Pokes it with fork*

Jack: I think it's alive.

Jeff: Holy Fuck it just ate my napkin.

Toby: I prefer waffles.

Clocky: Slender it looks horrible and burnt.

Me: *Mutters* You could've made spaghetti....

Slender: What was that?

Me: Nothing.

Slender: Look everyone your either going to eat it or be hungry.

Sally: *Groans sickly* I don't wanna.

Jeff: Slenderp-

Slender: >:|

Jeff: Slender you can't make us eat this ugly Motherfucker. Is it even food?!

Ben: It looks alive......... It jiggles too. *Smirks*

Sally: Ewwww Benny!

Me: *Facepalm* I'm not eating this. No way.

Jeff: You mean No Fucking Way.

Slender: Jeff! Watch your language Mister.

Jeff: cry me a river.

Slender: Up to your room without dinner! Now!

Jeff: FREEDOM! *Runs upstairs*

Me: XD You just let him go without eating this meatloaf!

Slender: oh right! Ugh.

Sally: He won this round.

Jack: I'm not gonna eat this it's moving.

Me: You eat Kidneys but your not going to eat moving meatloaf?

Jack: Nope.

Sally: Eewwww.

Ben: HOLY SHIT ITS MOVING ON THE TABLE!

Clocky: MYSTERY MEATLOAF!

Slender: Look your all either going to eat this or go hungry.

Everyone:...........

>>1 Minute Later<<

Slender: I guess nobody wanted my meatloaf.

*Meatloaf moves a little*

Slender: Maybe I should've cooked

Something else......

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