(9:30 am...)
Me: SLENDER IM GOING OUT! IVE GOT A CHRISTMAS JOB!
Slender: Really? Oh well would you mind taking Jeff with you?
Me: *Brain Fart* ......what......?
Jeff: SLENDER ILL WALK! NO WAY AM I GOING TO GET A RIDE FROM HER!
Slender: Deal with it.
Me: ........what happened to his car.........?
Slender: Drunk driving. AGAIN.
Jeff: =_=
Me:.............*Holding in laughter* slender you do know that I don't drive a car right?
Slender: You can walk him can't you?
Me: NO.
Slender: Ok, Thanks! *Pushes them out the door and goes back in locking in*
Jeff: GOD DAMMIT BALDY!
Me: *Mutters* Dammit......
Slender: *Ignores him* what was that Masha?
Me: I uh.....I said I LOVE YOU UNCLE! =~= *Holding back urge to punch door down*
Jeff: Let's just go.....we're wasting time....besides I'm going to be late.........
Me: Yeah me too.....
Jeff/Me: Wait.....WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?! *Glares at each other*
>>>>>>>>TEN MINUTES LATER<<<<<<<<
*MALL*
Jeff: Well this is where I stop at. =~=
Me: awe need a pedicure?
Jeff: FUCK NO IM HERE FOR SOMETHING WAY WORSE THAN THAT! I GOT A JOB AND IM GETTIN 10 BUCK AN HOUR!
Me: and how many hours are you here....?
Jeff: =~= Four.............. What about you?
Me: Oh I'm going to work somewhere else. I don't work here.
Jeff: Well I guess I'll see your fuckin face later.....*Walks in the mall*
Me: *FWP*
Jeff: I know your sticking up the middle finger*
Me: *FWP X2*
Jeff: =~= *Slams door*
>>>>FIVE MINUTES LATER<<<<
Me: *Dressed in an elf suit* ^-^ Hello Suzie and how are you?
Suzie: I'm Happy! *Toothy Grin* *Five years old*
Me: Would you like to see Santa?
Suzie: Oh boy would I! ^^ yeah!
Me: well go right ahead! ^^
Suzie: *Runs up the stairs* yayayayayayayayay! ^-^
Me: ^-^ *Standing next to Santa*
>>>LATER AFTER WORK SHIFT/ 1:30 am<<<
Manager/Will: Alright well looks like your shift is over. Thanks for the help! ^^ *Hands her 30 dollars*
Me: Your welcome!
Manager: and Santa you too! ^^
Guy: *Walks down* Sure.
Manager: uh here. *Hands him 30 dollars*
Guy: Your welcome.
manager: well I have to go and manage the department store now. Bye! *Walks off*
Me: it's so nice to see all those kids happy, it reminds me of- *Turns* 0-0
Jeff: =-=
Me: JEFF WHAT THE HELL?!
Jeff: =-= this is my job......
Me: XD you don't seem like SANTA dude!
Jeff; *Shrugs* Oh well Elfy.
Me:........you didn't go there......=_=
Jeff: oh I went there.
Jeff/Me: *Dagger-shooting glare* god dammit......
>>>>>HOME<<<<<<
Slender: how was your day?
Jeff/Me: =~= INTERESTING. *Goes separate ways and slams room doors*
Slender: 0-0 what happened with them?
Jane: Well they both have the same jobs at the same place as SANTA and An Elf.
Slender: how do you know this?
Jane: Oh no reason......*Holding a managers badge behind Back* ^-^ no reason at all.
