Holiday Job: Santas Helper...>~< Oh God Dammit Jeff What Are YOU Doing Here?!

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(9:30 am...)

Me: SLENDER IM GOING OUT! IVE GOT A CHRISTMAS JOB!

Slender: Really? Oh well would you mind taking Jeff with you?

Me: *Brain Fart* ......what......?

Jeff: SLENDER ILL WALK! NO WAY AM I GOING TO GET A RIDE FROM HER!

Slender: Deal with it.

Me: ........what happened to his car.........?

Slender: Drunk driving. AGAIN.

Jeff: =_=

Me:.............*Holding in laughter* slender you do know that I don't drive a car right?

Slender: You can walk him can't you?

Me: NO.

Slender: Ok, Thanks! *Pushes them out the door and goes back in locking in*

Jeff: GOD DAMMIT BALDY!

Me: *Mutters* Dammit......

Slender: *Ignores him* what was that Masha?

Me: I uh.....I said I LOVE YOU UNCLE! =~= *Holding back urge to punch door down*

Jeff: Let's just go.....we're wasting time....besides I'm going to be late.........

Me: Yeah me too.....

Jeff/Me: Wait.....WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING?! *Glares at each other*

>>>>>>>>TEN MINUTES LATER<<<<<<<<

*MALL*

Jeff: Well this is where I stop at. =~=

Me: awe need a pedicure?

Jeff: FUCK NO IM HERE FOR SOMETHING WAY WORSE THAN THAT! I GOT A JOB AND IM GETTIN 10 BUCK AN HOUR!

Me: and how many hours are you here....?

Jeff: =~= Four.............. What about you?

Me: Oh I'm going to work somewhere else. I don't work here.

Jeff: Well I guess I'll see your fuckin face later.....*Walks in the mall*

Me: *FWP*

Jeff: I know your sticking up the middle finger*

Me: *FWP X2*

Jeff: =~= *Slams door*

>>>>FIVE MINUTES LATER<<<<

Me: *Dressed in an elf suit* ^-^ Hello Suzie and how are you?

Suzie: I'm Happy! *Toothy Grin* *Five years old*

Me: Would you like to see Santa?

Suzie: Oh boy would I! ^^ yeah!

Me: well go right ahead! ^^

Suzie: *Runs up the stairs* yayayayayayayayay! ^-^

Me: ^-^ *Standing next to Santa*

>>>LATER AFTER WORK SHIFT/ 1:30 am<<<

Manager/Will: Alright well looks like your shift is over. Thanks for the help! ^^ *Hands her 30 dollars*

Me: Your welcome!

Manager: and Santa you too! ^^

Guy: *Walks down* Sure.

Manager: uh here. *Hands him 30 dollars*

Guy: Your welcome.

manager: well I have to go and manage the department store now. Bye! *Walks off*

Me: it's so nice to see all those kids happy, it reminds me of- *Turns* 0-0

Jeff: =-=

Me: JEFF WHAT THE HELL?!

Jeff: =-= this is my job......

Me: XD you don't seem like SANTA dude!

Jeff; *Shrugs* Oh well Elfy.

Me:........you didn't go there......=_=

Jeff: oh I went there.

Jeff/Me: *Dagger-shooting glare* god dammit......

>>>>>HOME<<<<<<

Slender: how was your day?

Jeff/Me: =~= INTERESTING. *Goes separate ways and slams room doors*

Slender: 0-0 what happened with them?

Jane: Well they both have the same jobs at the same place as SANTA and An Elf.

Slender: how do you know this?

Jane: Oh no reason......*Holding a managers badge behind Back* ^-^ no reason at all.

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