ANOTHER THANKSGIVING 3; BACKYARD PUMPKIN SMASH

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Me: alright everyone gotta pumpkin?

Ben: HELL YES!

Everyone else: YEAHHHHHH!

Me: right let's smash p-

Jeff: WAIT!

Me: what?

Jeff: can we smash people with our pumpkins?

Ben: hurhurhur that's what she said.

Jeff: yeah when she left you.

Ben: ;^;

Everyone: XDDDDDDDD

Me: Sure but no hurting- BEN DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING A CONTEXT INTO THAT-

Ben: That's What she said!

Me: Jeff I have a request for you.

Jeff: the fuck you want bitch?

Me: *Facepalm* -.- if you do smash your pumpkin smash it to someone worse smashing it on. For example: GAMEBOY BENNY.

Jeff: *Smirks* Shit just got personal.

Ben: *Gulps* 0~0

Me: alright ready.........? LET YHE PUMPKIN SMASHING BEGIN!

Everyone: WHOOOOOOTTTT! *Smashing pumpkins*

Me: *Smashes pumpkin and Scissors* HAHA! THE UNITARDED LLAMA HAS STRUKEN AGAIN!

Scissors: WHADDAFUCK IS THAT?! *Smashes pumpkin on her*

Me: IN MY DICTONARY ITS A RETARDED LLAMA THATS PART UNICORN!

Scissors: OOOOHHHHH.....WHY ARE WE YELLING?

Me: I DUNNOOOOOOO

Sally: AHHHHHHH! HIYYAAAAAAAAAA BRATS! *Throwing pumpkins at people*

Ben: *Running from Jeff while throwing pumpkins at people*

Jeff: *Grabs his collar and smashes a pumpkin in his face*

Jane: oooo that's gotta hurt.

Jack: ouch.

Ms.P: Hey guys did I miss any-?

Grinny: *Smashes a pumpkin on her back* Oops~

Ms.P: -.- why wasn't I expecting this? Someone hand me a pumpkin, it's time to get dinkly.

Ben: DINKLLEEEBURRRGGGGG.

Scissors: STRIKE TWO BITCH! *Hits Ben with a pumpkin*

Slender: Children have any of you seen-

*SMASH*

Everyone: *Le Epic Dramatic Gasp*

Slender:...........

Sally: uh......oh

Slender: *Wipes face and stares at them*

Everyone:......?

Slender: Alright who's gonna get hit first?

Everyone: awwwww you jokester!

Ben: JEFF! FUCKIN JEFF!

Jeff: NOOOOOO BEN!

Slender: Hmmmmm.....I think I'll go with.......

Jeff: *Praying* please don't be me please don't be me ple-

Slender: JEFF.

Jeff: oh dear god fuck no.

Slender: OHHH JEFFERY~

Jeff: MOTHER OF GOD! *Runs off*

Everyone: XDDDDD

Me: what a happy thanksgiving this is.

Sally: HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND A TURKEY NEW YEAR!

Ms.P: Um Sally that's for Christmas-

Sally: OH WELL! ^^ HAPPY THANKSGIVINGGGGGGGGG!

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