Me: alright everyone gotta pumpkin?
Ben: HELL YES!
Everyone else: YEAHHHHHH!
Me: right let's smash p-
Jeff: WAIT!
Me: what?
Jeff: can we smash people with our pumpkins?
Ben: hurhurhur that's what she said.
Jeff: yeah when she left you.
Ben: ;^;
Everyone: XDDDDDDDD
Me: Sure but no hurting- BEN DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ADDING A CONTEXT INTO THAT-
Ben: That's What she said!
Me: Jeff I have a request for you.
Jeff: the fuck you want bitch?
Me: *Facepalm* -.- if you do smash your pumpkin smash it to someone worse smashing it on. For example: GAMEBOY BENNY.
Jeff: *Smirks* Shit just got personal.
Ben: *Gulps* 0~0
Me: alright ready.........? LET YHE PUMPKIN SMASHING BEGIN!
Everyone: WHOOOOOOTTTT! *Smashing pumpkins*
Me: *Smashes pumpkin and Scissors* HAHA! THE UNITARDED LLAMA HAS STRUKEN AGAIN!
Scissors: WHADDAFUCK IS THAT?! *Smashes pumpkin on her*
Me: IN MY DICTONARY ITS A RETARDED LLAMA THATS PART UNICORN!
Scissors: OOOOHHHHH.....WHY ARE WE YELLING?
Me: I DUNNOOOOOOO
Sally: AHHHHHHH! HIYYAAAAAAAAAA BRATS! *Throwing pumpkins at people*
Ben: *Running from Jeff while throwing pumpkins at people*
Jeff: *Grabs his collar and smashes a pumpkin in his face*
Jane: oooo that's gotta hurt.
Jack: ouch.
Ms.P: Hey guys did I miss any-?
Grinny: *Smashes a pumpkin on her back* Oops~
Ms.P: -.- why wasn't I expecting this? Someone hand me a pumpkin, it's time to get dinkly.
Ben: DINKLLEEEBURRRGGGGG.
Scissors: STRIKE TWO BITCH! *Hits Ben with a pumpkin*
Slender: Children have any of you seen-
*SMASH*
Everyone: *Le Epic Dramatic Gasp*
Slender:...........
Sally: uh......oh
Slender: *Wipes face and stares at them*
Everyone:......?
Slender: Alright who's gonna get hit first?
Everyone: awwwww you jokester!
Ben: JEFF! FUCKIN JEFF!
Jeff: NOOOOOO BEN!
Slender: Hmmmmm.....I think I'll go with.......
Jeff: *Praying* please don't be me please don't be me ple-
Slender: JEFF.
Jeff: oh dear god fuck no.
Slender: OHHH JEFFERY~
Jeff: MOTHER OF GOD! *Runs off*
Everyone: XDDDDD
Me: what a happy thanksgiving this is.
Sally: HAPPY THANKSGIVING AND A TURKEY NEW YEAR!
Ms.P: Um Sally that's for Christmas-
Sally: OH WELL! ^^ HAPPY THANKSGIVINGGGGGGGGG!
