Slender; Alright Everyone as you all know Christmas is just around the corner. I need ideas for what we should do this month. Any Suggestions?
Ben: we sing Christmas Carols! In our illusion forms!
Slender; well.....alright. What songs do you have in mind?
Ben: *Sassy* Dashin through the skank, with a one horse open dick, ugh her pussy stank, smellin like a fish stick, Ah- Ah- AH-
Slender: NO BEN! NO MORE CAROLS! Masky cross that off the list.
Masky: yes sir. *Crosses it off the list*
Slender: Any other-
Jeff: IIIIIIII SAW MOMMY FUC-
Slender: JEFFERY WOODS!
Sally: Slender what does-
Slender: Sally don't ask because your far too young to even know!
Sally: ....... *Goes to room to play*
Scissors: RUDOLPH THE RATCHET REINDEER HAD A REALLY SHINY NOSE, AND IF YOU EVER SAW IT, YOU WOULD EVEN SAY THAT SHIT GLOWS!
Slender: -.- where did I go wrong?
Me: I think it was when you asked-
Slender: Child, I already know.
Ben/Jack/Jeff: *Stomping, clapping and Twirling* JOY TO THE HOE, SHE FUCKED MY MAN, THATS WHY SHE GOT HERPES, THATS WHAT SHE GETS, FOR TALKING SHIT, THAT BITCH AINT FOR SHIT ON ME, THATS WHY SHE GOTTA STD, SHE NEED TO CLEAN HEE STANK PUSSY!
Me: 0-0 PFFFTTT WHAT THE HELL?! XDDDDDD
Slender: THE THREE OF YOU IN THE BOX OF SHAME! NOW.
(5 Minutes Later...)
Kitty: Hey Where's Jane?
Jeff: *Calls from the box of shame* She went into cardiac arrest after sucking to many-
Me: DILL PICKLES!
Sally: *Walks in* What?
Me: °---° NOTHING!
Sally: ok.....? *Sits down and points at guys* what happened with them?
Ben: we sucked too many dicks.
Me/Jeff/Jack/Ben: XDDDDD
Sally: O-O
Me: Sally it was a joke don't
Jeff: choke.
Ben/Me: XD BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Slender: *Crosses arms*
(2 Minutes Later....)
Everyone except Slender/Me/Jeff/Jack/Ben: *Laughing*
Jeff/Ben/Jack/Me: *In box of shame*
Me: *Looks at Jeff and Jack* your squeezing me. I can't breaaattttthhhhhheeee.
Jeff: your not alone sister. =.=
Jack: sorry.
Ben: THATS WHAT SHE SAID! *Snickers at her*
Jeff/Jack/Me: *Smacks him in the back of the head*
Ben: .~.
