Meet Shy

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Me: Hey Guys This Is Shy!

Shy: H-Hi.

Jeff: Aw fuck my her.

Shy: SHUT UP JEFF I DONT LIKE YOU!

Jeff: 0-0 Da Faq.

Shy: *Eating Doritos*

Ben/Jeff: *Try to take one*

Shy: NOOOOOOO THEY ARE MINE!

Jeff: 0-0

Be : Dayummmmmmmm.

Shy: *Eats them in a corner*

Slender: Shy Don't sit in the corner.

Shy: You let Mashie sit in the corner so I have a right. Also your not the boss of me.

Slender:.........

Me: OOOHHHH SHE TOLD YOU!

Slender: *Death Glare*

Me: Dude you can't do the death glare your freakin Eyeless.

Jack: Wut.

Me: *Facepalm* No I Mean-

Ben: I WANNA DORITO!

Shy: NOOOOOO!

Ben: *Mutters* Bitch.

Shy: *Smacks him*

Ben: FUUUUUUUU-! *Runs out*

Me: Da Faq.

Slender: Language.

Me: Yes Sir Slendick- DERP! I SAID DERP!

Slender: Ф-О

Me: *Backs away* Shy?

Shy: *Munching Doritos* Yechs?

Me: Let's go. I am not needed here.

Shy: *Runs out* DORITTOOOSSSS!

Me: *Runs after her*

Slender: Dear God.

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