The 'Minest' Of Them All

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Ben: OH GOD EVERYONE RUN!

Me: Why?

Ben: because 'he's' here.

Me: Your not talking about HIM are you? *Points to Jeff*

Jeff: -.- Fuck You To.

Sandra: Ewwwwwww

Jeff: You know what I mean.

Ben: NO YOU KNOW!

Me: What-? Ohhhhh.

Ben: Yeah oh! He came back from his virtual trip.

Me: Oh that's so horrible.

*Door Slams*

Ben: Oh He's Here.

Me: SUP BRAH! You wanna go cart crashing again?

Herobrine: Yeah Bro!

Me: LETS GO BRAH!

Herobrine: BRING IT BRO!

Me: BRAH!

Herobrine: BRO!

Ben: Dear God Not Again.

Jeff: It's even worse with one.

Herobrine/Me: MINNEEEECAAARTTTIINNGGG!

Herobrine: *Pulls out a minecart from computer*

Me: *Jumps in* LETS DO THIS BRAH!

Herobrine: CH'YA BRAH! *Pushes it*

Me: WHOOPPPP! *Riding Dirty*

Herobrine: *Watching* WATCH OUT FOR THAT-

*CRASH*

Herobrine/Ben/Jeff/Sandra: -Tree.

Jack: I'll get the first aid kit.

Sara: I'll get the bananas.

Sandra: Why do you need-?

Sara: *Starts Smacking Hero with banana* THATS A BAD MR.BRINE THATS A BAD!

Sandra: Oh.

Herobrine: Is she alright? *Getting beat with a banana*

Me: I AM OKAY EVERYBODY- HEY IS THAT BUGS BUNNY?!

Jack: Perfectly.

Herobrine: Are you-

Jeff: Trust us. She IS.

Ben: She IS.

Herobrine: but that doesn't seem-

Jack: Oh that's normal.

Me: *Walks in falls face down* Second round?

Jeff: Can we?

Ben: Nope.

Jeff: You are a disgrace.

Ben: BUT JEFFYYYY.

Jeff: What did I tell you about calling me that?

Ben: hehehehehehe.

Sara: Let's all become one with Black Jesus.

Sandra/Ben/Herobrine/Jeff/Jack: Da Faq.

Me: I AM GOODDDDDDD.

Herobrine: *Points to Sara* Is She Alright?

Sandra/Ben/Herobrine/Jeff/Jack: Oh Yeah.

Herobrine:....................*Walks into another room listening to Get Bloody*

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