I Got That School Time, School Time Sadness

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Me: •^• *Laying face down on the kitchen floor* DEESSPPPAAIIIRRRRRRRRR

Jeff: The Hell is wrong with you?

Me: *Flailing arms* DESSPPAAIIIRRRRR

Ben: Oooooooo is Despair raping you?

Me: *Kicks him and continues* DESSSPPPAAIIIRRRRR

Smiley: I think I may know the answer.

Jack: No because you don't know shit.

Smiley: Where'd you get that idea?

Jeff: Sara Said That.

Smiley: -.- well that figures.

Me: DESSPPAAIIIRRRRRR. *Flailing arms*

Ben: Well that settles it.

Jack: What does that settle?

Ben: She's in despair.

Jack: *Facepalm*

Jeff: But why Ben, the question is, WHY?

Smiley: Well I can run some Tests-

Jeff/Jack: SMILEY ITS JUST EMOTIONS!

Smiley: Okay then. Sheesh.

Sara: *Calls from another room* LIKE INSAID YOU DONT KNOW SHIT!

Smiley: -.- bitch.

Sara: I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU!

Smiley: OH YOU WANNA GO?

Sara: YAH BRAH!

Smiley: WELL COME AT ME BRAH! COME AT ME! *Takes out needles*

Sara: *Walks in with a banana* Boo.

Smiley: FUUUUUUUUUU-! *Runs out the door*

Sara: *Chases him*

Jack/Ben: 0-0

Jeff: DOUBLE DAYYUUUMMMMMM.

ME: DESPAAIIIRRRRRRRRRR.

Jeff: Single that.

Ben: *Pokes her shoulder*

Me: Desppaaaiiirrrrr.

Ben: *Laughs* Woah check it out! Her shoulder is like a button!

Jeff: Really Does she have an off switch too?

Me: *Kicks his leg still lying face down* DESSPPAAIIIRRRRR.

Jack: Ohhhhh I know what it is.

Jeff/Ben: What?

Jack: It's School I-

Me: Despppaaaiiirrrrrrrrr! *Flailing arms*

Jeff: Is that a yes or a no?

Ben: Flip Jeff off if it is and don't if it's not.

Me: *One Finger in the air*

Jeff: That doesn't count. She'd do it anyway.

Ben: Yell Despair if it is.

Me: DESPPPAAIIIIIRRRRRR.

Jack: Good enough.

Ben: Is there a button where she can talk normal?

Jeff: How about making a Krabby Patty?

Ben: Dude that only world on spongebob.

Jeff: Well fuck. It's worth a try.

Ben: I've got a KRABBY Patty.

Me: DESPPPAAIIIIRR.

Jack: Hmmmm.........*Whispers to Jeff*

Jeff: Hell no.

Jack: Alright then we will never get an answer and you will never annoy her again cause she'll be yelling despair.

Jeff: Your right.......*Gets a pack of bacon* Well I guess I'll eat this delicious bacon now. *Slowly going to munch on bacon*

Me: *Gets up and snatches the bacon* THEY ARE MINNEEEEE!

Ben: How'd you know it would work?

Jack: Everyone loves bacon.

Smiley: I Don't like it that much.

Me: *Death glare* Kill The Non-Bacon Lover.

Smiley: Oh shhhhh-! *Runs off*

Me: *Munching on bacon* I don't wanna go to school.

Ben: Well we have toooo.

Me: Wahhhhhhh. *Flails arms*

Ben: Wahhhhhh. *Flails arms*

Jeff: wtf

Me: SUMMER IS SOO FASTTTTTT!

Ben: So am I when I'm with san-

Me: OOORORLSLEKQKWKWKWS.

Jeff: When your in San Diego.

Me: Thank you Smiley Face.

Jeff: Anytime- Heyyyyy!

Me: Hehehehehehe.

Ben: SCHOOL IS HELLLLLL!

Me: The school bell is hells bells.

Ben: YUPPPPPPPPPPP.

Jeff: Deal with it. We all have to.

Me: Yeah next week.

Jack: Well I'm just going to go and study....... *Walks off*

Slender: *Walks in*

Ben: *Doesn't notice Slender* School Is such a Dildo.

Jeff/Me: 0-0 *Looking behind him*

Ben: What-? *Turns* 0-0 oh shit.

Slender: Benjamin go into my office right now.

Ben: God dammit. *Slumps to office*

Jeff/Me: XD

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