Me: •^• *Laying face down on the kitchen floor* DEESSPPPAAIIIRRRRRRRRR
Jeff: The Hell is wrong with you?
Me: *Flailing arms* DESSPPAAIIIRRRRR
Ben: Oooooooo is Despair raping you?
Me: *Kicks him and continues* DESSSPPPAAIIIRRRRR
Smiley: I think I may know the answer.
Jack: No because you don't know shit.
Smiley: Where'd you get that idea?
Jeff: Sara Said That.
Smiley: -.- well that figures.
Me: DESSPPAAIIIRRRRRR. *Flailing arms*
Ben: Well that settles it.
Jack: What does that settle?
Ben: She's in despair.
Jack: *Facepalm*
Jeff: But why Ben, the question is, WHY?
Smiley: Well I can run some Tests-
Jeff/Jack: SMILEY ITS JUST EMOTIONS!
Smiley: Okay then. Sheesh.
Sara: *Calls from another room* LIKE INSAID YOU DONT KNOW SHIT!
Smiley: -.- bitch.
Sara: I WILL BITCH SLAP YOU!
Smiley: OH YOU WANNA GO?
Sara: YAH BRAH!
Smiley: WELL COME AT ME BRAH! COME AT ME! *Takes out needles*
Sara: *Walks in with a banana* Boo.
Smiley: FUUUUUUUUUU-! *Runs out the door*
Sara: *Chases him*
Jack/Ben: 0-0
Jeff: DOUBLE DAYYUUUMMMMMM.
ME: DESPAAIIIRRRRRRRRRR.
Jeff: Single that.
Ben: *Pokes her shoulder*
Me: Desppaaaiiirrrrr.
Ben: *Laughs* Woah check it out! Her shoulder is like a button!
Jeff: Really Does she have an off switch too?
Me: *Kicks his leg still lying face down* DESSPPAAIIIRRRRR.
Jack: Ohhhhh I know what it is.
Jeff/Ben: What?
Jack: It's School I-
Me: Despppaaaiiirrrrrrrrr! *Flailing arms*
Jeff: Is that a yes or a no?
Ben: Flip Jeff off if it is and don't if it's not.
Me: *One Finger in the air*
Jeff: That doesn't count. She'd do it anyway.
Ben: Yell Despair if it is.
Me: DESPPPAAIIIIIRRRRRR.
Jack: Good enough.
Ben: Is there a button where she can talk normal?
Jeff: How about making a Krabby Patty?
Ben: Dude that only world on spongebob.
Jeff: Well fuck. It's worth a try.
Ben: I've got a KRABBY Patty.
Me: DESPPPAAIIIIRR.
Jack: Hmmmm.........*Whispers to Jeff*
Jeff: Hell no.
Jack: Alright then we will never get an answer and you will never annoy her again cause she'll be yelling despair.
Jeff: Your right.......*Gets a pack of bacon* Well I guess I'll eat this delicious bacon now. *Slowly going to munch on bacon*
Me: *Gets up and snatches the bacon* THEY ARE MINNEEEEE!
Ben: How'd you know it would work?
Jack: Everyone loves bacon.
Smiley: I Don't like it that much.
Me: *Death glare* Kill The Non-Bacon Lover.
Smiley: Oh shhhhh-! *Runs off*
Me: *Munching on bacon* I don't wanna go to school.
Ben: Well we have toooo.
Me: Wahhhhhhh. *Flails arms*
Ben: Wahhhhhh. *Flails arms*
Jeff: wtf
Me: SUMMER IS SOO FASTTTTTT!
Ben: So am I when I'm with san-
Me: OOORORLSLEKQKWKWKWS.
Jeff: When your in San Diego.
Me: Thank you Smiley Face.
Jeff: Anytime- Heyyyyy!
Me: Hehehehehehe.
Ben: SCHOOL IS HELLLLLL!
Me: The school bell is hells bells.
Ben: YUPPPPPPPPPPP.
Jeff: Deal with it. We all have to.
Me: Yeah next week.
Jack: Well I'm just going to go and study....... *Walks off*
Slender: *Walks in*
Ben: *Doesn't notice Slender* School Is such a Dildo.
Jeff/Me: 0-0 *Looking behind him*
Ben: What-? *Turns* 0-0 oh shit.
Slender: Benjamin go into my office right now.
Ben: God dammit. *Slumps to office*
Jeff/Me: XD
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