Me: Slender you realize we never said who's room was where right?
Slender: Right. Everyone gather round!
*Everyone gathers*
Slender: I've arranged two person rooms!
Jeff: For you and Isabelle to!
Slender: JEFF-! *calms down* boy and girl in each room. I put you in certain pairings.
Sandra: *stares at Ben*
Me: ..............*staring at slender*
Slender: I think I'll let my lovely uncle pool dumping niece read the list to you!
Me: *Oh no face*........what did you do?
Slender: Nothing Sweety! Just read it.
Me: Okay. When I call your names stand with your parthner in a small little group.:
Sandra, Ben
Sara, Jeff
Toby, Kitty
Sally, Lui
Jane, Smile
Kitty, Grinny
Silver, Emma
Red, Molly,
Masky, Ally
Hoodie, Scarecrow
And
Masha, and Jack - love you two kids- *reads rest and grits teeth at slender* oh uncle dear you have such a way with words. *shoves list to his chest*
Slender: Why thank you!
Me: And please tell me there are TWO beds in each room. *glare*
Slender: yes.
Me: phew.
Slender: Except for one room. *looks at her*
Me: !!!!!!
Slender: Just kidding. Everyone go to your rooms! Your luggage is in your rooms! And the rooms have a sticky note with your pairing names!
Everyone: *goes to rooms*
Slender: OOOO Masha!
Me: *forces smile and trots over to him* Yes Uncle?
Slender; Will my favorite niece like to put sun screen on my back?
Me: 0.0 oh god please no!
Slender: is that a yes?
Me: 0.0
Slender:?????
Me: AHHHHH THE HORROR! *Runs to room*
Slender: hahahahahaha. *Goes to room*
Jack: *Flopped on bed*
Me: *Throws a pillow from my bed at him*
Jack: *Catches it* Epic. Fail.
Me: *Digs through suitcase and takes out book*
Jack: Your not gonna read this whole time are you?
Me: Nooooooooo. Only when I go to bed. *places it on a desk*
Toby: HEYYYOOOO! *comes in*
Me: HEYO!
Toby: Check out the bathroom!
Me/Jack: *go to bathroom* woah.
Toby: I know right! The soup is shaped as little doves!
Me: Could this place get any fancier!
Toby: *shows towels* fancy!
Jack: They have mints!
Me: It's fancier!
Toby: I'm going to the Waterpark! *runs off*
Me: *Takes a map* Hmm....... Wow I'm going to that ride Jeff was on.
Jack: I'm gonna just swim.
Me: *Goes down to lobby*
Sara: Sup BISHES!
Me: *brofists her*
Sara: I'm gonna go scare some little kids!
Me: Good luck!
Sara: *puts on scary clown mask and runs off*
Me: to the water park! *Runs off*
(Like three hours later.....)
Me: *comes back*
Slender: How was the park?
Me: *thumbs up*
Slender: What's wrong?
Me: *Falls asleep and falls over*
Slender: Hm. Exhausted I see. *Carries her to the hotel room*
Jack: What happened to her?
Slender: Tok much fun at the water park. *Drops her on bed* You take care of the rest I'm gonna be late for a meeting with Isabelle. *Vanishes*
Me:........*curls into a ball*
Jack: *Covers her and goes back to own bed*
Splendy: BUT BROTHER-!
Slender: NO I HAVE TO GO! *Runs out*
Me: ughhhhhhh. *wales and wakes up*
Splendy: *stops by door* Oh sorry darling! Didn't mean to wake you!
Me: It's okay Splendy. *falls back asleep*
( THE NEXT DAY BECUZ RAINBOWZ)
*everyone gathered in lobby*
Slender: OFF TO SPLENDORS BEACH HOUSE!
